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killed and wuz killed all in one

This should never of happened but i was feeling good after a pretty lady pulled up next to me at the light and i looked over. She looked at me with a big smile at the same time then looked back at the light. She was wearing a very short skirt which i could not help but notice or that she had pushed it even higher. Whew! The light changed and she took of giving me another big smile and a wave as she turned down a side street. I got on the interstate with thoughts of the girls beautiful smile when this dodge truck, gasser i think, came up and started fooling around so i being in a joviale mood hit the throttle and off i went. The dodge was caught off gaurd and i could feel my the psd pulling hard as it entered that sweet spot just after a shift, the dodge still way behind. Oh what a wonderful day, big smile>, my foot still to the firewall then i felt the psd start blubbering as the governor kicked in. Glancing at my speedo only to see it stuck at ninty fivew mpg just as the dodge flew past! Grrrr..........
So guys, was this a kill or wuz i killed? Gotta do sumtin about that gov huh/ Guess its time for sct.

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+10 for the chick smile but a loss on the race. I screw with people like that all the time - let them think they are catching me up until the governor kicks in and then I look over and laugh, then flat out blow their doors off. SCT that bad boy and you'll get more than smiles from the chicks.......aw what the hell do I know I'm old and married but you won't have the gov problem anymore.

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Agreed.

My diesel sounds better on the highway when running over 110mph. Just sounds.. mean.

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I have to agree with Diesel Freak... you lost by not at least getting her number or something
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You were killed when ya didn't chase down that skirt
.....she wuz awfully purty and you should have seen her legs! Whoa.....
but u know, it would have been fun.
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Agreed.

My diesel sounds better on the highway when running over 110mph. Just sounds.. mean.
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