Rearended story's

[JMart]

Originally Posted by 2005F250

Majority of crotch rocketers are idiots. Always speeding being reckless and doing there gay hand signals thinking they are traffic police.

Can you elaborate on the gay hand signals? I haven't seen or done any of them. Maybe its a Cali thing.

Most of the riders are idiots. My boss wasnt paying attention one day and layed his bike down to avoid rearending a car.

I got rearended 3 times in 3 consecutive months.

(April) Driving a 76 wagoneer hit by and 85 silverado. I was turning into a Jack in the Box. I spun around and the driver ran. I had to chase him down. Totalled out his truck, I had a cracked taillight and a dent in the tailgate.

(May) Driving my bosses tacoma hit by a 4runner. Totalled out both vehicles. Traffic stoped on a one lane street right after we went through the intersection in pouring rain.

(June) I was waiting at a yield to pull out onto a access road. I was on my suzuki. As soon as I saw my opening and went to take off a streched Linc Towncar nailed me from behind knocking my bike out from under me.

The owner of our Locksmith company has decided to phase out all of our Chevy Astros due to the amount of accidents our drivers get into. That and they are junk. He has switched to E250's and E350's. We had one take a hit Saturday from a Nissa Maxima. Ford van had some red paint on it Maxima was towed off the highway.

I have some more crazy accidents and a reverse rearend but this post is long enough.

[2005F250]

Originally Posted by JMart

Can you elaborate on the gay hand signals? I haven't seen or done any of them. Maybe its a Cali thing.

What I meant was that they race past me look back and hold their hand signaling me to slow down then they launch over into my lane. I'm not speeding or anything. Or they fly by you and raise there hand in a fit of range. Another one was me and another SD were both at a light. We both take off and we got close to touching mirrors (sounds kinda gay). Well I look in the mirror and there is a crotch rocket at our bedsides with about 3" of clearance on both sides. Well I give the truck a little rev and just drive off. They are always making things hard for the 4 wheel motorist. Were I live there is a curvy mountain road linking Orange County with Riverside County. Well going this way is about 45 min. faster than going around. Well the idoits think they are on a race track haul *** on this road do lane splitting on curves and end up dead under a truck. Then the road gets closed. Then there is traffic all because of these idiots. I've almost been hit a couple times myself. The thing I love is after they almost hit you some of them start harassing you.

[etalian]

Originally Posted by JMart

(June) I was waiting at a yield to pull out onto a access road. I was on my suzuki. As soon as I saw my opening and went to take off a streched Linc Towncar nailed me from behind knocking my bike out from under me.

Dang man! Are you alright?

[2005F250]

Saw a good one today. Lifted Dodge rearended a 4 door sedan. Well the Dodges bumper was pushed up and the trunk of the sedan is now part of the rear seat. Appears no one got hurt.

[JMart]

Originally Posted by etalian

Dang man! Are you alright?

Oops I guess I should have said this was a few years back But all three were in the same year.

[DunesRunner08]

I was goign down the freeway in the HOV lane doing about 75 or so and the car in front of me quick jumped lanes because of the prius in front of them was doing like 10 under...well I didn't see the 40 yr old virgin until it was to late and my front bumper ended up in their rear seat...all I have is a scratch on the grille of the truck....they had to get a new car....hopefully it wasn't a hybrid...lol


It wasn't me getting rearended, but it is a rearended story, right? I hate Prius Drivers!!

[JMart]

Originally Posted by 2005F250

What I meant was that they race past me look back and hold their hand signaling me to slow down then they launch over into my lane. I'm not speeding or anything. Or they fly by you and raise there hand in a fit of range. Another one was me and another SD were both at a light. We both take off and we got close to touching mirrors (sounds kinda gay). Well I look in the mirror and there is a crotch rocket at our bedsides with about 3" of clearance on both sides. Well I give the truck a little rev and just drive off. They are always making things hard for the 4 wheel motorist. Were I live there is a curvy mountain road linking Orange County with Riverside County. Well going this way is about 45 min. faster than going around. Well the idoits think they are on a race track haul *** on this road do lane splitting on curves and end up dead under a truck. Then the road gets closed. Then there is traffic all because of these idiots. I've almost been hit a couple times myself. The thing I love is after they almost hit you some of them start harassing you.

Ive seen some guys that do that. Its kinda like one I saw the other night. He passed me on the highway doing a stand up wheely. His headlight was pointing in the air and I never saw him coming up on. I heard something that sounded like a crotch rocket so I was on the look out for it. Funny thing was I missed taking him out by seconds. I was about to change lanes to pass a slower car when I heard the bike and was looking around to find it to see what it was. Only cause Im in to sport bikes so I try to see what other guys are riding. I haul azz on mine and pass people and zip through traffic, but I could care less if they are moving slow. I just pass them and go on down the road. And I never would ride between 2 cars. Thats just retarded. If I want to push my bike to the limit I just take it to the track.

There is always a few that give the rest a bad name

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[FloridaStroker]

Two stories. First time was in my old Dodge pick-up. Sitting at a red light and had been there for about 15-20 seconds. Look in the rear view mirror to see this SUV coming up fast and not slowing down. Told the wife to hang on and BANG. Pulled over to the side and so does the SUV. Lady driving gets out and starts the "I'm sorry, I didn't see you" line and ask if it has to be reported. Well as a law enforcement officer, I have to report it. So I told her the number to the local PD and then she realizes that I'm a officer. Bumper was pushed in a little on my truck and her front end smash all up, had to be towed away.

Second, sitting in the parking lot at work waiting for the bldg to open up. Well one of my co-workers comes pulling into the parking lot. Now it's about -20 and the parking lot is an ice rink. So he comes pulling in behind me and slam, right under my PSD. One of my SGT's sitting next to me hears it and comes running over. First thing out of his month is "Is your truck okay?". All I could do was laugh. Guy was driving a little import and had it stuck under my truck. We get it out from underneath the truck and he has a nice dent all the way up his hood with rubber marks from my spare tire. Damage to my truck, cracked lense on one of my aux back-up lights.

Sorry for the long post.

[sawyer1]

I was in high school and i rear ended someone in my bronco it was lifted 6" with 35's and i hit a neon. at about 3 mph and i totaled the little car luckly it was such a pile i paid 300 bucks and that was that. I know its not the same type of story but i just had to share my stupid moment trying to get out the parking lot fastest.

[TxPSD9673]

haha good stories guys. ok so about 3 months ago i was just sittin at a redlight and i had just pressed next on my ipod connected to the stereo. of course it was a bada$$ song so im like alright! next thing i know my attention was caught by the sound of screeching tires and then i felt a very small nudge from the rear. i look back and it was a grandma in a ford windstar minivan lol. (light is still red) i pull forward a little bit and take a look in my huge mirrors to see that my hitch cratered the entire front end with a nice 2'' ball hole in the middle. sorry guys i couldnt help but laugh a little. well im lookin at the grandma through the mirror and it looks like shes writing stuff down on a piece of paper. well im at a 4-way big inters. so i point my hand at a parking lot on the other side of the road to talk. light turns green and i ease on over about to turn in, and next thing i know...vroooom she flies past me like a bat outta heII, so second nature i floor it and go after her just incase something is messed up on my rear (highly doubted it) this is a heavily patrolled area and i chase her doing about 60 in a 45 and shes swerving all over the road well i look down and im doing 75 in a 45 so i decide its not worth it and let her go. so i find the nearest parking lot, park, get out, and go to the back to check and only to find......looks the same!!!! i absolutely bursted out laughing almost to tears, got back in my truck and drove away.

sorry for the reeeeeeeeeeal long post but i love telling this story!