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post #1 of 13 Old 09-24-2006, 05:21 AM Thread Starter
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Funniest thing EVER!!!

This by far is the funniest thing I've seen in QUITE some time. I was driving my wife home from work two days ago and traffic came to a halt. Turns out there was a wreck and cops were turning people around. Well 3 cars ahead there was a NICE 2002 F-350 PSD. It had dual exaust like mine where it was forty-fived out each side behind the real wheels. It was a sweet truck too, jacked up w/ 35's and gauges..etc. Well, this guy goes to turn around and just as he gets basically sideways in the road a stupid Ricer kid in a honda prelude flys around behind him! Well the kid thought wrong cause a mailbox was in his way and he had to stop. So now there's a PSD sideways in the road and a ricer RIGHT under his bumper basically. They start to exchange words, and keep exchanging words for about 2 mins..both arguing who's gonna move. The PSD guy was like.."if you don't back up..I CAN'T move!!!??" Well, the kid points his finger at the PSD driver and says "YOU WILL MOVE you're POS F'ing truck...RIGHT F'ING NOW!!!" Man oh man did that guy get pissed off, so he says calmly.."ok, I'll move" and starts doing stuff inside his truck (I'm assuming changing chip settings or something). Well to give you perspective...the drivers side exaust pipe of the truck is basically IN this kids window, I don't know how he was sitting there w/ his window down for so long but he was. Well, the PSD cranked the wheel hard to the left and spooled up the turbo and BLASTED Black smoke right IN this guys face!!!!! It was so hard it went in the drivers window and out the passenger window of the honda w/ this kids head as the only buffer in between!!! Then the tire smoke started up and the truck swung around to the right and the guy went up the highway. This honda kid was literally in a fog of smoke, he was choking out something that sounded like "you mothe$%&Ker!!!' but I couldn't make it out. He got smoked so bad that his face and shirt was covered in black soot, it looked like he'd just gotten done cleaning a chimney!!! I HOWLED laughing!!! I was in tears the whole way home, it was hysterical!!! and it couldn't have happened to a better guy..freakin' loudmouth ricer punk!!!

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Ya Buddy Wish I could have seen that.

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Btw..I'm sorry I eluded to cuss words, I forgot about that...SORRY!!!

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That is an awesome story!

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I have to say though, the PSD owner gave this kid the benefit of the doubt, he worked with him for a few mins trying to talk him into moving, he just wouldn't!! I dunno what the kids problem was, but you know what they say: When in doubt, turn up your fuel all the way and then floor it!!

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Man i would have paid good money to see that lol

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OMG!!!! please tell me you gave this guy the forum address!!!
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that is hallarious.
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Man i would have paid good money to see that lol

OMG....So would I

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