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post #1 of 38 Old 08-31-2006, 07:54 PM Thread Starter
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Stupid ricer!

It was roughly 11 and I was riding down a two lane road. I'm minding my business doing my usual 5-10 over. It's a 45mph zone and I'm deffinetely doing around 55. I notice the bottom of my truck is lit nicely. It ends up being some stupid fart-canned import. I was like, is he trying to hitch up? Dude couldn't have gotten closer. So I gave a little soot to him, he backed off. But then came in strong. BIG mistake. He went to pass (dotted line and all, legal move... but I can't make it that easy). I notice on coming traffic in his lane, with plenty of distance. So let's up the ante punk, I put it down 3/4 of the way and he can only get to my rear driver door, can't even pass me. I was like, silly rice, powers for domestics!! But then I hit the brakes and saved the newspaper some ink if ya know what I mean.
As soon as he got in front of me, I just rode him hard. Up to a light, perfect. He is in front of me. He takes off, I wait a second, then just crush it into the firewall. I HAD to let off or I would have hit him, I mean, it was a JOKE how slow his junk was. Well he is now looking in his mirror wondering if death now drives an F250. Shortly after he pulled over and let me pass. I slowed down, noticed his window was open, spooled up, and WOW! I couldn't even see his headlights through the soot. We'll just finish off the great kill by letting you know he rode no less than 6 truck lengths behind me the rest of the way, and I was going 45 at that point hahaha


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I was going 45 at that point hahaha
Thats the best part of the whole kill....LMFAO
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"stupid fart canned import" that right there is funny I don t care who ya are

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SOUNDS LIKE ALL HE DID WAS GO TO THE CLEARENCE SECTION AT AUTO ZONE AND BUY A STUPID @$$ LOUD MUFFLE. AND A STICKer saying "please stroke my azz"

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Nice kill nate...man I love the kill stories, they are the best.

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I was like, silly rice, powers for domestics!!

Too funny! GREAT story Nate, thanks for sharing.

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lol that is funny.

in dirty jerzey were packed with eljunko imports... i usually get the ricer that starts reving up bouncing off the 8000rpm tach like a wrx or crapvic that wants to race.. If im in my grand am GT 3.1L then its close lol, usually though im in my 99 GTP thats run 12.0@114mph.... they must be nuts.


its funnier to beat them in something over double their weight though lol.

whatdu need torque far yo! my biatch gotz 300hp at da wheels on my turbo honda civic lol
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i drive a honda...but i drive a PSD, too. and in my honda language, thats beepbeepbeepbeepinspanked!!! i do the same beepbeepbeepbeep to guys over here in hawaii, drving up the pali highway while towing a car i do about 50 in a 45. but sum of the punks think they have to do 60. so last week, one of the punks rev me out as the pass. i hammerd it spooled up to about 3k rpm and slacked gas right when i passed his beepbeepbeep and that big head wastegate from banks sound like a blow off valve when you slack gas at peak boost....YOU SHOULDVE SEEN THE LOOK ON HIS FACE AFTER THE WASTEGATE CRACKED>>>PSSSSSSSSCHOOOOOO!!!
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Look at all the honda haters. I drive a honda too, But my civic isnt a slouch. best time to date is a 10.86 @126 on slick and race gas. and to be honest it has only been beat once by a T/A that made 660hp on juce. But then again i pick my races so that doesnt happen. It just seems to me that no one gives them credit. i mean come on a lilttle 1.6 leter 4 cylinder motor making over 900hp. thats a great defeat in its self.

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