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Oldsmobile Alero Kill!!!

That's right I raced a 2000ish Alero... I believe they run a 3.1L V6 in them, don't quote me on that though.

So for reals though on my way home with my wife from a friends house. Some punk teenager pulls into the "extra lane" at a red light next to me. Idk what the real name is for the extra lane. It's just a lane that opens up before a light, and merges right after the light.

So it's always been my experience that people who use that lane (myself included) plan on getting out front and merging. Well I decided to mess with this kid, and let him think he might get in front of me. Sure enough he accelerated rapidly off the line, and I just hung with him at 1/4 throttle laughing. I wish I had a picture of his face, cause I am laughing my a$$ off thinking about it. Getting closer to the lane ending, I am sure he still had his pedal mashed. I put my pedal down maybe 1/2 way, and needless to
Say the "race" was over.

I know this is a lame story, but I had so much fun I had to tell everybody. My wife just doesn't understand the happiness I get from driving. (she thinks her hyundai is a sports car...)

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I'll do that to ppl too. If they wanna get in front, they better be able to do it.
Same with going up hills; my cruise is on but they can't get going enough to pass me. Sucks to suck

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i purposely dont let them infront of me cause i generally go over the speed limit and more then not they get in front of me and go slower then the limit... i cant stand it so i just smash that gas as soon as they try and give them the bird haha

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ps i live in one of the rudest cities in america to drive in so the bird is normal

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I pass people that way on my motorcycle all the time. But I'm definitely not going below the speed limit.

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I know this is a lame story, but I had so much fun I had to tell everybody. My wife just doesn't understand the happiness I get from driving. (she thinks her hyundai is a sports car...)
Sitting behind a 5.9 24v dually with stacks and tow mirrors flipped up at a light just now. My wife asks "what is wrong with that truck? It looks like a pregnant cow."

Sometimes she has funny comments. Not usually though, so no one tell her about this!

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