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post #1 of 64 Old 04-07-2012, 08:57 AM Thread Starter
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Killin' my ex and her d-bag!

So last night, I borrowed my mom's E99 CCLB ZF6 and was chillin' with some friends, and a buddy in his cummins was gonna meet us somewhere. I'm rolling down one of the country 4 lanes and pulled up next to a POS Pontiac Vibe that I thought I recognized... It was my cheating ***** ex girlfriend and her new d-bag boy friend. now some background... My ex and I are both 16 and had been together 1year or so. her new dude is an 18 year old and he thinks he's just hot hot hot ****. we've had a couple little scraps, no serious fights. (i feel a big one on monday). he also thinks his Vibe is cool cause it's a stick. anyways, I pull up next to them and we recognize eachother. he pops clutch and darts ahead. I put the chip in 80hp mode, it's more than enough (my mom is a badazz and her truck is modded like crazy). I floor it and get next to them, put the clutch in and lay on the pedal, dumping plenty of soot on his car. score. then I just floor it and he tries to keep up. *tries*. my friends that were in the truck with me all hate this kid and where whooping and hollering. it was just too much fun...

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Now that's a good kill
I agree, it must have felt great

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high school kids......................

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high school kids......................
hey now im sure you were in high school once haha. nice kill OP show em whos boss

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Thanks guys, it was a good time! and yes, I am a highschool kid, and proud to be!

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He thinks his Vibe is hot stuff?!?!?


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I'm guessing that you didn't lose nearly as much as it appeared. Spills are like that. The last beer that I spilled was like a million ounces.

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God I hate kill stories like this......

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I know what your sayin Josh. The only thing that I found humorous with this story is the fact that the kid thinks a Vibe is a street machine.


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