If my Aunt had nuts she would be my Uncle
On the way to work a Stank is actin up in traffic. We end up side by side at a red light with open road for a few miles. we take off and i toast him to over 100. Honestly, he got a bad launch and it would have been alot closer had he known how to drive. Next light we stop and he rolls down the window "what you got in that thing" he asks, i said its stock. BS he calls and says if he wouldnt have spun he woulda had me, i respond with "if my aunt had nuts she would be my uncle."