First Kill... Kinda Lame

[JoeyCleland]

On the way back from wally world with the wife yesterday afternoon. Waiting at the red light. I see a old POS ford aerostar coming up behind me and he moves over to the other lane so he is beside me. I look over and there is this punk with a crustache (the mustache for people who have 14 hairs on their upper lip) driving with the windows down and blaring rap music. I can hear it with my windows up! This guy is a total wanker, Chrome hubcaps, tinted windows, and a big stereo in a friggen aerostar! I look over at him and he has his seat leaned ALL the way back with the one hand draped over the wheel. He gives me the punk nod. I roll my eyes and ask the wife if I should smoke him. Shes just now realizing hes there and says no, thats not nice. She now looks over at him and he gives her the "hey baby" nod. She turns to me and says "Smoke Em". Bout then the light goes green and I hose his butt down with soot. Had him by several cars by 100ft, sooting him the whole way. He turned off down a side road shortly after that.

I know its just an aerostar but still funny!

Joey:burnout

[Big AL]

It's OK - he probably needed a soot bath!

[wetco416]

a kill is a kill,keep up the public service

[bigcountrysg]

Yepper, even if it was an aerostar sometimes when you kill a vehicle it is actually the person that is receiving it not the vehicle.

[JoeyCleland]

good point!

[owtcast]

Sweet.

[ABOBB]

That aerostar is no lamer than most of the ricers I've killed over time....

I love destroying the goofballs. They pull up with their body kits, neon, loud stereos, and coffee can mufflers... revving like they got something, and thinking that the big, "slow" diesel truck isn't a threat. A good soot bath, and thrashing, and they quickly learn different.

[Granny]

It sounds like he deserved a good smokin'!!