Just another 6.0L owner blowin' smoke...

bakantor · #1 (**permalink**) 08-11-2007, 01:06 PM

I was driving down a 30mph main road in a residential area and this teenage fool was tailgating. Now, being a father of four I really can't condone speeding or bad driving habits in areas like this. I can understand it if I'm lolygaging along at 20mph, but at or above 30 is a no go (I was going 35 anyway).

Anyway, I've never seen anyone closer... if my ball hitch were on he would've been attached. Since I was going soooo slow in his mind I thought I'd share one of my favorite pasttimes with him . Down went the gas, light on the breaks and out came the biggest, most beautiful light blocking creation known to man... a cloud of smoke any diesel man would be envious of. The poor teenager started to choke, weave and finally fell of my rear like a dingleberry stuck to a ****zu's hindquarters.

Feeling satisfied, I continued down the road only to realize he had somehow reattached. So, I repeated the process.... smoke, choke weave and release. Apparently teenagers are a two-treatment process.

When he passed as I turned into the auto store, he wouldn't even look over. In reality, I think he was going to the same place I was and didn't have the balls to pull in.

I love teenagers! They always find a way to make my day.
Cheers!
Brad

**stump0331** · #2 (**permalink**) 08-11-2007, 01:46 PM

haha good story

smoke choke weave release

thats funny

owtcast · #3 (**permalink**) 08-11-2007, 01:52 PM

Sweet. And welcome to the forum.

**robertcarmel** · #4 (**permalink**) 08-11-2007, 02:12 PM

So a dingleberry release process contains four steps! Good to know. smoke choke weave release

westcoaststrokin · #5 (**permalink**) 08-11-2007, 02:12 PM

What is it with teenagers trying to hitch up.

**Diesel Freak** · #6 (**permalink**) 08-11-2007, 03:24 PM

GREAT STORY MY FRIEND!!!
Had ta laugh at this one for sure....SMOKE CHOKE WEAVE RELEASE LOL
These kids proly lookn fer a new "HIGH"
You are my new hero and welcome to the org

I LOVE THESE STORIES......

**shu873** · #7 (**permalink**) 08-11-2007, 03:28 PM

good one! Also welcome, glad to have ya aboard.

**Rob** · #8 (**permalink**) 08-11-2007, 04:06 PM

Welcome to the site, great story!!! thanks for sharing!

**Logan** · #9 (**permalink**) 08-11-2007, 04:12 PM

Awesome Story Brad. That is somewhat similar to the one I had. He sis the whole smoke choke weave release. Course it must have burned one of his hands because he was waiving it around outside the car. Not sure what that was all about. Oh well, great story man.

**Granny** · #10 (**permalink**) 08-11-2007, 05:10 PM

Great story!! There is nothing better than a good smoke story!!!!

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