HEMI KILLER....

[STROKED_NY_023]

So i'm out and about the other night (actually i was getting diapers ) and my buddy rolls up next to me in his brand spankin new Ram 2500 Hemi. He's got an exhaust and an intake that he just installed. He's revving it and blah blah blah.....

Light changes and he smokes his tire and takes off like a bat out of hell. I just roll up to the next stop light and he starts it all over again. There's one more light after this one before it goes straight without lights for like 3 miles. He hits it again, i just roll up to the light. Hes talking a lot of ****e now, how slow my diesel is, yelling Hemi power and all this ****. I just smile at him and turn the tunes up to extreme ... I give him a couple of revs, he says oh yeah its on...

Light changes, we punch it, i have it pinned to the floor and i cant even see his truck because its engulfed in that sweet smelling black diesel smoke!!!!

Pulled up to the gas station at the next light and he rolls in a min later shaking his head, cursing me out, flipping me off. I just smiled and say "I thought you were gonna smoke me?"

[6.4PSD]

hahah nice ive got a friend with a hemi and he use to talk the same way.

typical hemi owners

[mike 6.0]

Loaded with drz and bicycles from vacation, wife and kid with suitcases, jeep commander with hemi pulls up on two lane road. Jeep Pulls off the line fast and it's on, hit hill in WV all I saw in my rear view was headlights. Next light I pull behind him, on green I couldn't pass him till 80, wife not happy. Me happy, fuel gauge not happy.

[tacomandutch]

geez i cant believe that!