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Old 07-24-2007, 05:55 PM
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Ricers never lean do they??

Well tonight i was out town to get some fuel, and im just leisurely cruising down the main drag and i come up to the LONGEST light in town and what appears in my mirror but a little ford probe with all the horsepower adding stickers and all. When he stops at the light i saw him look over and start to laugh and proceed to tell the girls in his car that he's gonna put that big, ol', smoky diesel in his place. So i just happen to flip it in to 4 high as the opposite light turned yellow, and it turns green. I had a no boost launch and i had him by 3 lengths but 60. Mind you that this is a 30mph zone . Well we come to the last light in town and he says to the girls in his car that i jumped the light and he'll get me this time. So this time, i have it 4 wheel and i do a boosted launch this time and i even give him a 2 length head start when the light turns green, and i still had him by 3 lengths by sixty. And i'm waving and laughing my a$$ off as i go by him. Even the girls in his car are laughing at him. All he does is give me the one finger salute and i just happen to return the favor with 2.
sorry for the long post but i couldn't keep this to myself

title is supposed to say "Ricers never LEARN do they"
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Old 07-24-2007, 05:56 PM
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Good kill man
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Old 07-24-2007, 06:48 PM
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Great Kill - good job!
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Old 07-24-2007, 06:58 PM
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Good Kill man. Got to love smoked rice.
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Old 07-24-2007, 07:01 PM
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Good kill goto love stupid people
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Old 07-24-2007, 07:16 PM
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I can't wait to add my smoked ricer story!!! Just cna't ever seem to find some when I'm without wife and children... lol
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Old 07-24-2007, 08:05 PM
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EPIC!!!! I don't care if a ricer goes down in flames from a Pinto, it's a great day any way!
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Old 07-24-2007, 08:06 PM
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EPIC!!!! I don't care if a ricer goes down in flames from a Pinto, it's a great day any way!
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Old 07-24-2007, 08:14 PM
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Is anyone else like me? I mean if you see a rice burner ahead do you try and hunt it down for the kill??? I saw one today in heavy interstate traffic, but it was too heavy for me to get close enough to safely mess with him.
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Old 07-26-2007, 05:18 AM
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good kill..i'm glad they don't learn because city driving would suck..
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