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post #1 of 38 Old 07-04-2007, 07:27 AM Thread Starter
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The DUMBEST thing that ever tried to race you?

One of these little.....well little whatever they are's. He was so serious about it too.


'05 F250, CC, FX4, 6.0 PSD
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MTW Stage 1 Turbo
DJ's FUEL+ - Fuel Pressure Intensifier
Nitrous Express NXd Stacker
Snow Performance Stage III Water/Meth Kit
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MBRP 4" Turbo Back w/ no Muffler & no Cat
DashBoss on my iPad
ISSPRO Gauges in Triple A-Pillar
High Idle Mod
Iron Horse Front Bumper Replacement
12,000LB MileMarker Winch
2000Watt Power Inverter
Viper 5901 Remote Start/Alarm
Pioneer Avic-D3 Stereo/Nav
Train Horns!
Valentine 1
Velvet ride shackles
RockStars on 33's
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lol... did you show him some smoke???
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I hope he just laughed. That thing's not worthy of a show

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what alan isnt telling yall.................is that thing beat him

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[QUOTE=stump0331;189113]what alan isnt telling yall.................is that thing beat him[/QUOT

Man stumpy you'd better be kidding... If I got shown up by something like that piece of crap I'd have my tail between my legs forever.

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HAHAHA we all hope not stump!!
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what alan isnt telling yall.................is that thing beat him
Since I'm faster than you I'd STFU.

Here is the story:

It was actually quite humorous. I've been next to some fast looking rigs at a light and had a couple close stop light to stop light moments.....oh wait let me get my official disclaimer:

this site does not in any way condone beating the crap out of a cummins or dmax on the street. any mention of it is completely theoretical and should not be attempted. you will now be joined to your regularly read threads.....that is all.

But this was comical. He got beside me at a light which leads to a highway on ramp. He COULD have stayed behind me but instead he changes lanes to get next to me knowing he needs my lane. Light turns green and I didn't do anything. I let him think he was gonna make it......and then laid the pedal at the - well y'all that run SCT know where I'm talking about. The sweet spot where when you're moving it completely launches you like a friggin rocket. Anyway now he's po'd and I'm having a blast.
SO we get on the freeway and I suppose that is where he figured he could REALLY get me..... I mean with the obvious aerodynamics of this wonderfully crafted piece of automotive engineering that he was piloting.
Well during all this a Powerstroke decided that he wanted to play. Guess he figured I was showing off and he was gonna show me what a REAL Powerstroke can do. I never saw the back of him but if I did I bet he had a Banks sticker in the window (ok I know that was low and I was only kidding. ).
Long story short I ate the Powerstroke like Rosie O'Donnell at a free all you can eat buffet and the rubix cube on wheels....well he couldn't hang with either of us so that was the last I saw of him.

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DashBoss on my iPad
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12,000LB MileMarker Winch
2000Watt Power Inverter
Viper 5901 Remote Start/Alarm
Pioneer Avic-D3 Stereo/Nav
Train Horns!
Valentine 1
Velvet ride shackles
RockStars on 33's
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That is TFF. I love your kill stories Alan, they are awesome.


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LMAO ROTF!!!!

Good one Alan.

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AFE stg.2, MBRP 4" pipe
Air Dog 150, ITP reg. return
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Y'all would really like my fishin' stories.

'05 F250, CC, FX4, 6.0 PSD
sct x4
MTW Stage 1 Turbo
DJ's FUEL+ - Fuel Pressure Intensifier
Nitrous Express NXd Stacker
Snow Performance Stage III Water/Meth Kit
ARP Studs
MBRP 4" Turbo Back w/ no Muffler & no Cat
DashBoss on my iPad
ISSPRO Gauges in Triple A-Pillar
High Idle Mod
Iron Horse Front Bumper Replacement
12,000LB MileMarker Winch
2000Watt Power Inverter
Viper 5901 Remote Start/Alarm
Pioneer Avic-D3 Stereo/Nav
Train Horns!
Valentine 1
Velvet ride shackles
RockStars on 33's
Big azz dent from a blown tire.


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