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Old 06-29-2007, 02:53 PM
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Had a good laugh today

OK, so this young guy pulls up today with an 07 F-150 5.4L (pound your chest). He says "Hey I'd like to get a K&N intake system to finish this monster up." I just had to do it....we walk out of the shop and I look around....left and then right. His truck is 2 feet in front of me. I turn around and he follows me back inside. I get behind one of the computers and say "Ok, what kind of truck is it?" lol He says "Its an 07". Ok..."Ford, Dodge, Chevy?" I ask. hehehe He says "Its a Ford!" Here is where he gets pissed, but it was so much fun. lol I say "But I only say an F-150 outside" sounding confused. He say "That thing is Bad AZZ! I don't know how you guys can drive those big old heavy, smokey, smelly, SLOW, diesel trucks. They look cool, but I couldn't handle a slow truck". Well, its on like Donkey Kong now baby. I say "Sir, I was just having a little fun with you about your truck. It is a very nice little truck you have there, but you are mis-informed about diesel trucks." I tell him that his F-150 couldn't possably keep up with my 7700 pound monster. He tells me I'm crazy. Long story short...we went for a short ride, and he is actively trying to trade in his two month old F-150. Kids...they just don't listen. He was screaming like a little biatch with excitement on our little cruise. LMAO!
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Old 06-29-2007, 02:59 PM
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You rock Patrick!!!!!!
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Old 06-29-2007, 03:11 PM
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That's great, isn't it?
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Old 06-29-2007, 03:18 PM
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Right on Pat!! haha
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Old 06-29-2007, 03:29 PM
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Thanks Pat, you have no idea how much I needed that laugh, that is classic.

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Old 06-29-2007, 03:35 PM
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haha what a misconseption thats great
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Old 06-29-2007, 03:44 PM
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Another convert, you get your citizenship merit badge for the day.
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Old 06-29-2007, 03:46 PM
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Awesome story Pat! Thanks for sharing...
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Old 06-29-2007, 03:50 PM
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Put a BIG smile on my face and made me laugh you da man!
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