wife killed a civic

[86lxnotch]

last weekend a buddy had a x-mas party at his shop so the wife and i went over. i had a few drinks so she drove home. on the way home we hit a light that shortly after the right lane ends and we were in the left lane......up flies a punk a** looking kid in a civic with his hat sideways so i tell her to smoke him if he tries to be stupid.........light turns green and they both nail it. halfway through second we are a half truck ahead of the civic and the idiot isnt letting up. retard almost went off the road trying to pass us but didnt. oh then he proceeded to ride out *** the next mile so i had her slow up to 35mph(55 zone) just to piss him off. i just wanted to get out and laugh while saying you got beat by a 125lb blonde girl driving a 7k lb truck......

[purplehorn1977]

thats funny as hell right there. I had some old guy in a caddy try and beat me into a construction zone and he ran into 5-6 of the big orange cones before he got stopped.

[quick26]

i love it when people do that. the car in the non merging lane has the right of way, if you cant make it back off. people are dumb.

[D-Wayne's F350]

[Ryan Rønning]

Thats a good one right there.

[86lxnotch]

i mean halfway to the end of his lane we were slightly ahead of him and you would think he would have had a clue. i understand if your in a car that is actually quick but geez we are in a tank compared to him. oh well he lost haha

[sinnful_46534]

Thats awesome. I had a guy in a new hemi try that on me today. It was great seeing the nice black stripe of soot on he white truck when i turned off.

[86lxnotch]

its sad though to because i dont even have a chip yet. my truck ran a 16.82 with a 2.2 resistor at the track with a 4wd boosted launch. this wouldve been like a 20 sec pass cause we lightly rolled out and went. i would have went home and been emo like if i were him