Headed home from getting some lunch today and some moron in a regular cab dodge 1/2 ton with a hemi can't stay in his lane. He keeps drifting into my lane, so I give him the horn and he's still drifting over, so I speed up to get past him. Now he's trying to catch up to me and meets me at the light. It's a kid about 21 or 22 and he's giving me a dirty look. The light goes green and he nails it, little tire screech and he's off I take off like normal, start to gain on him and get even. He looks over and waves like he's gonna leave me, I hear the rumble from his cherry bomb muffler
and I put the pedal to the floor and leave the guy in a cloud. I slow down, he gets even, and now I wave "bye bye" and floor it again
He stays on my tail for a few miles and then turns in my neighborhood and is right on my bumper. We come to the stop sign where I have to turn and he screeches to a halt behind me. I hop out of the truck and ask what his problem is and why's he following me. He looks a little scared but gets out anyway and walks up to me and says "dude, I'm not following you, I live in this neighborhood, I thought you recognized my truck. I recognized yours" I couldn't help but laugh and I told him "ooops, sorry dude". We got back in the trucks, I pull in my driveway and he pulls up in front and is asking me about the truck and says he wants a diesel now.