van kill, LOL
ok i dont really think u can consider this a kill, but i just had to share this. i was goin out to eat with the fiance saturday night, rollin down the boulevard when the light light in front of me turns red, well its bumper to bumper traffic when this van full of ummm... obese people decided that they absolutely had to be in the same lane as me. right about the time i stop they whip in behind me and just about gave me a souvenir in the rear end, my bro is in the back seat and all of us whip our heads around and are staring at these tards. the lady in the passenger seat holds up her hands and shrugs her shoulders. so i put the ol truck down in 3rd gear and when the light turns green i mat it. all the windows in the van are down, and when the smoke clears everyone in the van is coughing and gagging. thats when the lady proceeds to gesture that im number one and tell me how much she likes me and my truck, lol. some people just cant drive.