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Smoke
Couple weeks ago I ordered a muffler delete pipe for my truck, after installing it, which was no easy task because of the creases left by the clamps. I decide to drive to town and fuel up and see how it sounds. Right after pulling out of my drive this little red car catches up and rides my bumper all the way to the highway which is about a mile, I cant even see his head lights, so needless to say I'm pissed. Being the good American and powerstroker that I am, I wait just a bit for him to catch up after turning onto the highway and give him a very liberal dose of smoke.
The little turd catches me about a mile up the road and passes me on a very dangerous curve, almost hitting the guy on the motorcycle ahead of me. Seeing this guy isnt playing with a full deck I back off and let him go. When I get to town low a behold, guess whos siting at the fuelstop, the little red ZX3. So I pull in and stick the diesel nozel in the filler and go in the store, I see this tall skinny kid with his cap on backwards with the bill turned up, and say hey are you the one that drives the ZX3.
He says yes and why,
I said, that was a pretty stupid move passing on a curve and almost hitting the cycle,
he says, where were you,
I told him, I was the guy in the big grey Ford,
He says, dude your truck smokes bad, when you took off you blew smoke all inside my car, you f*****, flips me the bird and runs out jumps in his car and peels out of the parking lot!
Just had to share my first confirmed smoke kill
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