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Old 04-08-2007, 01:48 PM
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My wife sees her first smoke :)

We were out doing the weekend chores, kids and all... anyway, we pull up to a 4 way stop. Everyone is taking their turn. It's finally our turn (making a right) and we proceed to go. This girl on her cell phone tries to blow the stop sign (following the proceeding car right through the intersection) but I cut her off (as it was my right of way) and slide into the lane. Needless to say she lays on the horn to let me know she's queen of the universe. Well, I ask my wife to look in the rearview mirror at the exhaust... knowing me she doesn't ask any questions.

Once everyone is set, I lay a nice gob of soot in her face. No comment from my wife, just a nice smile. Then we continued our standard badmouthing of yet another bad driver on the road.



I find myself doing more smoking than racing....
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Old 04-08-2007, 02:04 PM
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VERY GOOD!! the queens of the universe need to get off their darn phones and drive since they lack the brain power to do both successfully!!:handguns:
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Old 04-08-2007, 02:09 PM
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VERY GOOD!! the queens of the universe need to get off their darn phones and drive since they lack the brain power to do both successfully!!:handguns:
Good job!
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Old 04-08-2007, 02:11 PM
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sounds like somthin id do nice job
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Old 04-08-2007, 03:01 PM
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give the wife a try
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Old 04-08-2007, 04:15 PM
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just how much chip do ya need to lay the smoke down real good... i wanna be able to do it too
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Old 04-08-2007, 06:08 PM
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Nice kill... sounds like little miss Queen of the Universe really deserved it.

Had one like that a while back... was making a right on a green light.. and two little blondes in their convertible sports car (top down) decided to make a left in the same direction at the same time. I needed to be in the main lane after the turn, and they were heading for the right hand turn lane, so I just stepped on it and let the soot roll. It was funny to look in the mirror, and watch them duck to try to avoid the smoke!!!!!!
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Old 04-09-2007, 07:32 AM
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Nice kill
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Old 04-09-2007, 07:34 AM
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Nothing better that a good SOOT job...
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Old 04-09-2007, 06:25 PM
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Well, I am currently using DJ's looney. It's pretty easy to smoke if you catch it at the right time. When the truck is revving down if you punch the throttle it'll let a nice ploom out.

Tonight I had a kid in a little sports car tailgating me. I tried a new technique... pulsing the petal. Deep in, deep out at maybe 2x per second. That really builds some good smoke. The first time he dodged. The second time I turned left and loaded up his interior as his window was down .

As he passed by he just kinda stared slack-jawed.


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just how much chip do ya need to lay the smoke down real good... i wanna be able to do it too
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