I was killing some time waiting for my wife (you know, can't just sit there and idle) and was driving slowly down a back street. This guy in his Chevy CC gasser was turning out of a McD's, and seeing how I wasn't in a hurry I slowed down and wave to him to go. After about 15 seconds, I get fed up and roll by. After he pulls out, I give the Excursion a little gas... rear tires break loose, the hind quarters slide sideways a few feet and a nice plume of smoke envelops his truck.
I looked in the rearview mirror as they pull through the cloud and see him and his buddy with their jaws around their ankles.
I almost feel bad for them, they didn't do anything to truly deserve the dusting... but it made me feel good!