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Old 03-11-2006, 05:18 AM
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Ok I'm sure every one of us has had a similar situation.....it seems it happens all the time in this friggin city.
My lovely wife and I are on our way to my step dads to play a round of golf. He lives about an hour and a half away and we were taking a bit if a different way to get there. It started raining - just enough to screw up the roads and make them slick as all get out. Anyway we're at a place where two major highways come together and we're not sure exactly which lane we needed to be in, so I took the middle of a three lane road. We're approaching a light and I think I need over to the left lane, so I put on my signal, start to move over and the mental midget behind me in a Chevy pickup (gasser) whips over and cuts me off so I can't change lanes......we stop at the light, me still in the middle and he starts jumping forward and jumping forward - then I see why. About an 1/8 mile ahead his lane enters one of the highways - he cut me off so I couldn't move over and now he's going to try and race me to keep me from getting in front of him to get on the highway ----- BUT it's not even the highway I need, so I'm in the proper lane to begin with! Well that just REALLY torqued me that he was such an jerk, so I figured I'd prove a point. I reach down flip her into 4 high and watch the light. He starts rolling while the other light was turning yellow and then BAM green - he is spinning tires like a dragster at the track and I launched. I had no less than ten truck lengths when I passed by the on ramp.....of course I slowed so I could roll my window down and give him the one finger salute laughing hysterically. What makes it so funny to me was this guy was purposely trying to be a jerk, his gasser wouldn't have had a prayer in hell on any day of beating my 6.0 but the fact that he HAS to know that I purposely locked it in 4x4 to make a point of kicking his sorry butt just makes it too sweet.
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Old 03-11-2006, 05:57 AM
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Old 03-11-2006, 06:45 AM
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I believe that I would have slowed down, let him get in front of me, after smoking him at the light , and then shoved his sorry a@#$^%ss up on the on ramp, giving him the sign that he was number one, and then took the next exit to double back
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Old 03-11-2006, 02:23 PM
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Now, now Deeno - I didn't want to TOTALLY humiliate him.
It just amazes me that these guys in stock a$$$$ gassers obviously have NO friggin clue how fast we really are. This guys gonna be a complete jerk and then on top of it think he ACTUALLY had a prayer of beating me. I almost took the entrance just to stop on it and wait for him - Lord knows I could have.......but then I'd have been no better than he. Oh wait - I WAS better than he was I smoked the crap out of him! Granted I'm no where near stock but he knew what he wanted before the light turned green - he just got the crap kicked out of him. Even had he hooked up I would have smoked him - hearing his tires burning and my exhaust roaring as I took off only made it bitter sweet. I only wish my friggin 18K module had come in Friday so I could have played with the dial some.
Actually that's not true - I like a lot of us on here have (or still do) drag race and we all know traction WILL loose you the race. I knew had I floored it I'd have broken all four loose on the wet road, so I hit the happy medium and took off just barley keeping them from breaking traction but beepbeepbeepbeep fast. He was just a moron who floored his truck thinking he could cut me off - but on a wet road that's not even drag racing skill that's completely ignorant. Hence my "Mental Midget" title to this one. Oh well, I'm sure we've all been there.......I just savored this one cuz the guy started crap he couldn't live up to.
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Old 03-11-2006, 02:26 PM
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HA!!!!!!! See even an Admin gets busted by the "beepbeepbeep" filter from time to time!
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Old 03-11-2006, 04:19 PM
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i wish they made getting a drivers license more difficult. if they had standards similar to a pilots license, things would be different. here in florida, you do not even need to know how to speak/write/ read english to get a license.
i think you need three upc codes from a box of fruit loops to get a license here.
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Old 03-11-2006, 04:43 PM
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i think you need three upc codes from a box of fruit loops to get a license here.
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Old 03-12-2006, 08:46 AM
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Great kill man!! I always love putting people in their place!!
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Old 03-12-2006, 05:35 PM
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i wish they made getting a drivers license more difficult. if they had standards similar to a pilots license, things would be different. here in florida, you do not even need to know how to speak/write/ read english to get a license.
i think you need three upc codes from a box of fruit loops to get a license here.
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It's also easy for a non resident to get a Florda concealed carry permit.
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Old 03-15-2006, 07:23 AM
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Well done Rod!
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