Killed the "Dudmax"

[jdstroker6.0]

Here's a little story you all might appreciate:
Buddy of mine was hosting a little card game this week with a pretty decent turn out, we dont do much high stakes playing but have a drink or two and gamble a little, anyway he's been talking trash all night about how he's gonna take all our money and so on until I get my set and lure everyone in and get him all in. So I take everyones money and this just sets him off, now he starts on my truck parked in his yard " I'll pull that ford around the block" (talking about his 07 "Dudmax" in the garage) I just went outside and fired her up and hit that switch to idle her up and this just made it even worse. He gets his truck we pull out in the road lock em in 4wheel pull and drop the hat he nails it breaks traction and gets pulled back to his driveway. (This is where it gets good ) he parks his truck and he's a little bummed that he got embarresed in front of all our buddies then gets to thinking about why he lost, someone handed him a shot, and now he wants to try again so I of course obliged him, Same Song Second Verse! But this time he was playing a little safer (or so he thought) he couldnt budge the Super Duty but he did budge his front axels looking for some traction and then got pulled AGAIN!!!! I kinda felt bad for him though $3000 for a new half shaft two CV joints and a hub

[thbd77]

nice kill man.. gotta love that ifs

[jdstroker6.0]

Yeah i told him to go see the dealer

[alwil]

I love it when people run their mouth and then have it closed for them....

[mudrunninpig]

way to shut him up

[jdstroker6.0]

Well he sure didn't have much to say after that, and to make even better I had a pocketful of HIS money after that last hand of poker

[jdstroker6.0]

I like that dually Mike

[tsteel]

Nice kill. Glad you shut a chevy guy up!

[JIM_C]

A double kick in the crotch!

[GM Duraturd]

Great kill man. Duramax trucks never do well in tud-a-war it seems. They can pull the hell out of a sled, but if one talks trash about tug-a-war, dont miss the chance to drag him back