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Due to a power outage, only one paremedic responded to the call.The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen,A 3 yr old girl to hold a flash light over mommy so he could see to deliver the baby.Verydilegently,kathleen did as she was asked.The mother pushed and pushed and after awhile,Connor was born.HE lifted him by his feet and spanked him on his bottom.Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3yr old what she thought about what she just witnesed.

Kathlewn quickly responded,"He shouldnt have crawled up there in the first place"...................Smack his azz a again!

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