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Old 06-04-2009, 06:42 PM
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Panties on the plane

Panties on the plane

Three black ladies are getting ready to take a planetrip for the first time. The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'awl but I'm gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I gets on dat plane.' 'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked. The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.' The second lady said, 'Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floe-esant orange panties.' 'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked. The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first.' The third lady says, 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties.....' 'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief. The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I ain't wearin' any panties, cause if dis plane goes down, honey, dey always look fo da black box first.'
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man I had a hard time reading that
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Its funnier when you read it out loud with the accent.
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Yeah, Ebonics is a hard language to master when you actually are educated
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dat was good.................... Bro..
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hahaha, hard to read when you're actually educated.
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