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Old 05-20-2009, 11:28 AM
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Before it Starts

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife,
"Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer.
It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer, it's gonna start any second."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard!
You waltz in here, flop your fat *** down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave.
Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed. "Oh ****, it's started.
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Old 05-20-2009, 11:29 AM
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Old 05-20-2009, 11:32 AM
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BWAHAHAHAHA
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Old 05-20-2009, 12:01 PM
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thanks man
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Old 05-20-2009, 12:05 PM
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Boy, does that hit close to home
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Old 05-20-2009, 01:15 PM
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Very good, it is always only a matter of time
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Old 05-20-2009, 01:19 PM
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hmm

funny but

i have a different reaction to it.
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Old 05-20-2009, 10:59 PM
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Great post!
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Old 05-21-2009, 01:04 AM
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