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post #1 of 10 Old 05-20-2009, 11:28 AM Thread Starter
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Before it Starts

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife,
"Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer.
It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer, it's gonna start any second."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard!
You waltz in here, flop your fat *** down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave.
Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed. "Oh ****, it's started.


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post #2 of 10 Old 05-20-2009, 11:29 AM
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post #3 of 10 Old 05-20-2009, 11:32 AM
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BWAHAHAHAHA

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post #4 of 10 Old 05-20-2009, 12:01 PM
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thanks man

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Boy, does that hit close to home

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post #7 of 10 Old 05-20-2009, 01:19 PM
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hmm

funny but

i have a different reaction to it.

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Great post!

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