The new FML

[cliford]

Textsfromlastnight.com dont spend too much time on it like i just did.

(917): i puked in the mini-firdge
(201): we don't have a mini-fridge?
(917): bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that

[SniperFolf]

Really interesting web site heres my favorite a few of them

(727): He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
321): I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
(864): and the officer said have you been drinking
(864): and i said NOO SIR.
(864): and he said, I am a woman.
(909): grandma sh!t on top of the toilet
my all time
(403): you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total **** up. I'm thinking **** up but im hoping champion.

[Ryan Rønning]

Wow guy, thats wild!

[cliford]

haha. this website is great. bumps for more laughs

[Freddie]

Haha this is pretty good! Gonna have to read more of em today AFTER work hah

[cliford]

Originally Posted by SniperFolf

Really interesting web site heres my favorite a few of them

(727): He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
321): I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
(864): and the officer said have you been drinking
(864): and i said NOO SIR.
(864): and he said, I am a woman.
(909): grandma sh!t on top of the toilet
my all time
(403): you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total **** up. I'm thinking **** up but im hoping champion.

that last one is pretty funny