21 Ways to be a good democrat - Ford Powerstroke Diesel Forum
Humor Jokes, Darwin Awards, Funny Vids and Pics - Keep 'em within the Powerstroke.org conduct

Powerstroke.org is the premier Diesel Truck Forum on the internet. Registered Users do not see the above ads.
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 05-06-2009, 11:40 AM
Premium Member
 

Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Shawnee, OK
Posts: 4,938
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
21 Ways to be a good democrat

  • You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.
  • You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
  • You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
  • You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.
  • You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
  • You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.
  • You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.
  • You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.
  • You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
  • You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
  • You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make The Passion Of The Christ for financial gain only.
  • You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.
  • You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.
  • You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.
  • You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
  • You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is a very nice person.
  • You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.
  • You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White House.
  • You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
  • You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese government is somehow in the best interest to the United States.
  • You have to believe that this message is a part of a vast, right wing conspiracy.
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
  #2  
Old 05-06-2009, 11:42 AM
Compression Ignition Addict
 

Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Pasadena, TX
Posts: 6,512
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Well I'm certain now that I am not a good democrat
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
  #3  
Old 05-06-2009, 12:02 PM
Unapologetically American


 

Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Littleton, Colorado
Posts: 19,783
Thanks: 2
Thanked 9 Times in 8 Posts
Feedback Score: 4 reviews
Well, I'm glad to see that I don't mirror anything that a democrat stands for
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
  #4  
Old 05-12-2009, 10:09 AM
Banned

 

Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Bryan/College Station/Tyler, TEXAS
Posts: 26,362
Thanks: 8
Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts
Feedback Score: 1 reviews
im glad i aint democrat
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now

In order to be able to post messages on the Ford Powerstroke Diesel Forum forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.
User Name:
If you do not want to register, fill this field only and the name will be used as user name for your post.
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.
Password:
Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.
Email Address:

Log-in

Human Verification

In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.



Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 04:30 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.1
Garage Plus, Vendor Tools vBulletin Plugins by Drive Thru Online, Inc.

vB.Sponsors