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Old 04-27-2009, 08:34 AM
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GOD & THE BIKER

A biker was riding on a highway along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said: "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said: "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required would reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me.

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
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Old 04-27-2009, 08:40 AM
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funny but very true
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Old 04-27-2009, 08:43 AM
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The biker replied 1 and make it one way travel only.
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Old 04-27-2009, 08:45 AM
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lol thats great, just sent it to all the women i know here at work
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Old 04-27-2009, 09:16 AM
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im laughing now... thanks for posting!
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Old 04-27-2009, 09:17 AM
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That's a good one. My father in law has been telling that one for years. I never get tired of hearing it or telling it.
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Old 04-27-2009, 09:36 AM
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That made me laugh out loud.

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