kinda funny......

[scotty2280]

> are you a Democrat, a
> Republican, or a
> Redneck?
>
> Here
> is a little test that will help you decide.
>
> The answer can be found
> by posing the following question:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> You're
>
> walking down a deserted street with your wife and two
> small
> children.
> Suddenly,
> an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
> corner, locks eyes
> with you,screams obscenit ies, praises
> Allah, raises the knife, and
> charges at you.
>
>
> You are
> carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an
> expert
> shot. You
>
> have mere seconds before he reaches you and your
> family. What do you
> do?
>
>
>
> Democrat's
> Answer
> :
>
> Well,
> that' s not enough informat ion to answer the
> question! Does the man look poor
> or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would
> inspire
> him
> to attack? Could we run away?
> What does my wife think? What about the
> kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and
> knock the knife out of
> his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
> Does the pistol have
> appropriate safety built into it?
> Why am I carrying a loaded gun
> anyway, and what kind of message does this send to
> society and to my children?
> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
> Does he definitely want to
> kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I
> were to grab his knees
> and hold on, could my family get away while he was
> stabbing me? Should I call
> 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise
> taxes,
> have
> paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street
> that
> would discourage such behavior.
> This is all so
> confusing! I need to
> debate this with some friends for few days and
> try to come to a consensus.
>
>
> .................................................. .
> ...................
>
> .................................
>
> Republican's
> Answer:
>
> BANG!
>
>
>
> .................................................. .
>
>
> Redneck's
> Answer:
>
>
> BANG!
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG!BANG!20
> Click..... (Sounds of
> reloading)
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> BANG!
> BANG! Click
> Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were
> those the Winchester
> Silver Tips or Hydrashocks?! '
> Son:
> 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
> Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the
> Taxidermist!'

[01powersmoker]

[scotty2280]

bump to the top for those that missed....