Undignified Ways to Die

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Skin Diving with Gas tanks you stole from a dentist

Renting a basement apartment in Venice

Wearing clown shoes while walking through a mine field at night

Getting a life size tattoo of someone your height.

Mistaking a python for your favorite tie.

Hand Gliding at night on the 4th of July.

Having a bowling ball dropped on your head.

Mooning some cannibals who haven't been fed.

Teasing some Scotts for wearing their kilts.

Approaching a chopper while walking on stilts.

Swimming with sharks in a suit made of meat.

Flashing yourself to a hippo in heat.

Slapping the head of a blad drunken sailor.

Telling your dates burly dad "5 bucks says I nail her"