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Old 03-31-2009, 08:23 AM
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Frozen Skunk

FROZEN SKUNK



A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, 'It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?'

He says, 'O. K., Get in the car with it.'

'Where shall I put it to get it warm?'

He says, 'Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.

'But what about the smell?'

'Just hold its little nose.'

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with
died at the scene.
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Old 03-31-2009, 08:24 AM
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Old 03-31-2009, 08:25 AM
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bahahahahahahah
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Old 03-31-2009, 08:26 AM
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That is wrong on some many levels
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hahahahahahaha thats ****ing hilarious
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hahaha nice
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That's funny!!
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