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Old 03-28-2009, 11:26 AM
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Bubba's new truck

One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.

Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
'Bubba, where'd you git that truck?'

'Suzie May give it to me.' Bubba replied.

'She give it to ya?
I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?'

'Well, Jimmy Jones, let me tell you what happened.
We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres.
Suzie May pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,

'Bubba, take whatever you want.'
So I took the truck!'

'Bubba, yore a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you.
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Old 03-28-2009, 11:32 AM
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That is hilarious!
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Old 03-28-2009, 11:43 AM
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Which one to choose
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Old 03-28-2009, 12:05 PM
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Old 03-28-2009, 12:16 PM
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suzy may must have been one ugly broad
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Old 03-28-2009, 12:27 PM
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If its got tits or wheels, it's gonna go wrong...
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Old 03-28-2009, 12:40 PM
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Thats great joke
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Old 03-28-2009, 12:47 PM
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Old 03-28-2009, 12:57 PM
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Good choice bolth will cost ya but the truck wont talk back or ever say no.
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