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Lets see... -Filling a vehicle with peanuts is great but it is even better if they have a sunroof cause then you can fill it to the tip top!! -Get some nasty smelling stuff like (deer pee) and pour it in the vents under the windsheild so when they turn on the heat ot a/c they get that smell in the vehicle -Go to a store and pull all the little cards out of magazines for supscriptions and put there address on them and check the box (bill me later) so they start having a million mags showing up at there house! -If they use any kind of extension ladder zip tie the top rungs together so they will carry it to the spot try to lift it and it wont go!! Thats a good one especially in the winter Thats just a few and now that I seen that powder thing in the dryer dam i want to do that now
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This is a good one we use on the annoying kids on our floor. You know the ones I'm talking about. Always stomp their feet up and down the hallway at 3AM going to the bathroom, let their alarm clock go off all day, blast early 90's Techno music all hours of the night... Fill a bucket half full with water. Tilt it on an angle leaning up against the door of the kid down the hall. Knock on the door so they open it and the water runs into their room and then yell Tsunami! |
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I WORKED AT A MACHINE SHOP AND I WOULD PUT ANTI SIEZE ON THE HEADBANDS ON THE HARD HATS, ANTI SEIZE ON FROKLIFT LEVERS, TAKE A 80LB CHUNK OF METAL AND PUT IT IN PEOPLES LUNCH BOX SO WHEN THEY GRABBED IT AND LIFTED THE HANDLE BROKE OFF, THE FISHING STRING-PENNY-BANDAID TRICK AND IRRITATE THE HELL OUT OF PEOPLE.... WHEN SOMEONE WOULD BE RUNNING A PART AND STANDING THERE WATCHING CAREFULLY AND HOLDING THERE HAND ON THE EMERGENCY STOP BUTTON I WOULD WALK AROUND THE BACK OF THE MACHINE AND SMACK IT SO THEY HEARD A BANG AND THEY WOULD SMACK THE EMER-STOP THEN HAVE TO START OVER...PUT PENNYS IN HUBCAPS, TACKS IN THE SEAT ARE A GOOD ONE
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one day my boss got in my trans am and pushed the bakes down while another guy pinched off my brake lines so the brakes were locked up it took me about an hour to find the pinchoff's..... i did it a couple months later to a new guy at the shop it took him almost all day to figure it out once he did he tried to get me back but being a dumba$$ he didn't push the brake in and i almost got into an accident when i pulled out of work ( that wasen't cool) funny but not cool
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![]() some of those have given me some good ideas I used to nail the guys nail bags down to their work station ![]() One time there was a guy that just had his motor rebuilt. He was really proud of it and was showing everyone and revving his motor everywhere. It got old real fast so we put some trans fluid down his carb. The next time he started it up just happened to be for one his friends to show it off. That thing was smoking like a forest fire! ![]() I wish I had that on video but he freaked out and shut it off but we were laughing so hard he knew we had done something.Another friend had a neighbor that nailed his bedroom door shut so he was locked in after a night of drinking and had to piss out of his window
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When i was in college, we took an egg, drilled a tiny hole in it and stuck it up in the ceiling tiles in this guys room. About a week later the egg had rotted and started to reak so bad he couldn't stay in there.
We also put supperglue in the keyholes on guys room doors. And this one is my favorite...didn't happen to me but a guy told me about it. He used to work in a auto assembly plant and this guy was always bumming his chew from him so one day he gave the guy his pouch that only had a little left in it and told him "thats alright, i got a new pouch here" so after the guy had taken his chew, he pulled out the new pouch and opened it, pulled his weiner out and stuck it in the pouch and jiggled it around a few times. They guy saw him with a look of horror in his eyes and asked WTF he was doing and he replyed "i do it too all my tobaco - keeps it fresh longer". He never bummer chew again...
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