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Old 02-22-2009, 06:45 PM
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im constantly putting A black rubber band on the kitchen sinks spray nozzle, so when my roommates go to turn the sink on it sprays them, it never gets old, and the idiots seem to never figure it out
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Old 02-22-2009, 06:56 PM
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poopsenders.com is awesome..so many people need a delivery from them.
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Old 02-22-2009, 07:08 PM
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poke a tiny hole in a pop can with a seal pick pick it up and it runs down there face. if your coverall racks are marked by name switch them with someone in the shop no one likes. if someone has their truck worked on dump a little oil underneath the part that just got worked on... just did this one to a guy that had his transmission rebuilt. when its hot outside and someone leaves their truck running change it from A/C to high heat. just be sure not to put it on defrost. we did this last year and he hit his windshield wipers and the rubber melted to the windshield!!! turn the a/c on when its -10. put chock blocks on the passenger side of someones truck works really well when you go on the inside duals because its really hard to see. metal zip ties are the best on drive lines. wire horn to the turn signal... classic. run a peice of rope through the locker accross from you to yours. pretty funny when the door slams back shut!!!. staple the sleve or pocket on coverals. this one makes people pretty mad but take the liltte puches from a three ring hole punch and put them in tool box drawers vacuum doesn't even work that good. grease tool box drawers, put grease in the finger tips of somones gloves. anti seize is the ultimate. super hard to get off!!!. Put an add in the paper for somones truck for sale and a super cheap price very funny! if you install radios take an extra remote and when they install it and when they turn it on you turn it off turn the volume up and down. i've seen guys replace the radios with a new one and you do it then too! ha ha there is a ton. wait outside a door for someone to walk it and scare them. transfer case in neutral. hide in a pallet box and tell someone to open it and jump out at them! hide under someones work space or desk and scare them. prank calls using soundboards from movies, when someone is on the phone pull the phone away from their ear and then let go. they smack themselves in the head lol. i could go on and on but these are the better ones. hide lunch boxes, grease on windshield wipers,,, usually ruins them so buy some before that and have some good cleaner for the window. junkers only on that one. whem someone starts a truck or anything after a oil change or overhaul or something bang on the bumper or frame with a hammer and make it sound like a knock. a little practice with this one goes a long way. the mechanic or owners face is priceless!!
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Old 02-22-2009, 07:13 PM
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poopsenders.com is awesome..so many people need a delivery from them.
I am going to try this one.
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Old 02-22-2009, 07:14 PM
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im constantly putting A black rubber band on the kitchen sinks spray nozzle, so when my roommates go to turn the sink on it sprays them, it never gets old, and the idiots seem to never figure it out
Thats always a good one.
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Old 02-22-2009, 07:18 PM
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Call up your neighbor and ask if their refrigerator is running...............when they say yes..........tell them to go catch it.
caller ID can stop that ya know. so ill stay away from that unless you call from a pay phone or a business phone.
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Old 02-22-2009, 07:19 PM
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poke a tiny hole in a pop can with a seal pick pick it up and it runs down there face. if your coverall racks are marked by name switch them with someone in the shop no one likes. if someone has their truck worked on dump a little oil underneath the part that just got worked on... just did this one to a guy that had his transmission rebuilt. when its hot outside and someone leaves their truck running change it from A/C to high heat. just be sure not to put it on defrost. we did this last year and he hit his windshield wipers and the rubber melted to the windshield!!! turn the a/c on when its -10. put chock blocks on the passenger side of someones truck works really well when you go on the inside duals because its really hard to see. metal zip ties are the best on drive lines. wire horn to the turn signal... classic. run a peice of rope through the locker accross from you to yours. pretty funny when the door slams back shut!!!. staple the sleve or pocket on coverals. this one makes people pretty mad but take the liltte puches from a three ring hole punch and put them in tool box drawers vacuum doesn't even work that good. grease tool box drawers, put grease in the finger tips of somones gloves. anti seize is the ultimate. super hard to get off!!!. Put an add in the paper for somones truck for sale and a super cheap price very funny! if you install radios take an extra remote and when they install it and when they turn it on you turn it off turn the volume up and down. i've seen guys replace the radios with a new one and you do it then too! ha ha there is a ton. wait outside a door for someone to walk it and scare them. transfer case in neutral. hide in a pallet box and tell someone to open it and jump out at them! hide under someones work space or desk and scare them. prank calls using soundboards from movies, when someone is on the phone pull the phone away from their ear and then let go. they smack themselves in the head lol. i could go on and on but these are the better ones. hide lunch boxes, grease on windshield wipers,,, usually ruins them so buy some before that and have some good cleaner for the window. junkers only on that one. whem someone starts a truck or anything after a oil change or overhaul or something bang on the bumper or frame with a hammer and make it sound like a knock. a little practice with this one goes a long way. the mechanic or owners face is priceless!!
This is a prank in itself......just trying to read this damn thing.
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Old 02-22-2009, 07:20 PM
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HAHA Forgot about turning the heat on this summer.... Did that last year to a co-worker who parked his truck in front of a bay door..., turned it on high heat.

Didnt think it would actually do a computer shut down on a laptop sitting in the passenger seat..

Condom on the gear shifter was good, i did that to a guy and put some of the white pummic in it, then put the condom on the trucks gear shifter with it running..

Those guys were pissssed!
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Old 02-22-2009, 07:22 PM
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sorry choctaw i had to get them down before a forgot. oh there is a million things with a condom you can do. end of air tools. shifters, pry bars, screw drivers door handles exhaust pipes
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Old 02-22-2009, 07:23 PM
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When I worked at the lumberyard, one of the inside guys drove his moms truck around to the yard and parked it to go inside. When he got out I used a forklift to raise the back end of the truck up. He gave me a dirty look. Right after that I realized his mom was still in the truck.
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