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Old 02-22-2009, 04:13 PM
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Come on guys. Wire the brakes to the horn.
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Old 02-22-2009, 04:14 PM
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Superglue reminded me of another one...

Superglue a quarter to the floor next to the coke machine if you have one.
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Old 02-22-2009, 04:19 PM
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Come on guys. Wire the brakes to the horn.
That's funny, I don't care who you are.
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Old 02-22-2009, 04:20 PM
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I try not to get into the nasty ones that require replacing parts unless someone has really pissed me off.

Things like some coolant in a transmission...that will kill it in about 100 miles...

thats getting away from a prank and becoming illegal...i have quite a few of those too.
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Old 02-22-2009, 04:24 PM
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I try not to get into the nasty ones that require replacing parts unless someone has really pissed me off.

Things like some coolant in a transmission...that will kill it in about 100 miles...

thats getting away from a prank and becoming illegal...i have quite a few of those too.
I'm sorry...............I'll pay the 20 bucks for the blades if it means that much to you.
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Old 02-22-2009, 04:34 PM
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I'm sorry...............I'll pay the 20 bucks for the blades if it means that much to you.
No, that one was pretty good, blades are cheap and most people need new ones anyway...
Never heard the soap part, usually antifreeze makes a good smear too.


Winter time is good for pouring water on the drivers door so it freezes shut. Then they have to get in the passenger side to go home.
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Old 02-22-2009, 04:34 PM
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when I was in high school i worked for a water well driller in the summer, and got sent with this real A-hole that abused the crap out of me. One morning I got to work before him and climbed in the passenger side of the drill rig and tied the airhorn to the arm rest of the drivers side door. when he went to get in the truck to leave he nearly chit his pants when he opened the door and the airhorns on the mack firerd off. I almost wet myself
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Old 02-22-2009, 04:38 PM
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when I was in high school i worked for a water well driller in the summer, and got sent with this real A-hole that abused the crap out of me. One morning I got to work before him and climbed in the passenger side of the drill rig and tied the airhorn to the arm rest of the drivers side door. when he went to get in the truck to leave he nearly chit his pants when he opened the door and the airhorns on the mack firerd off. I almost wet myself
Thats a good one. I have had bosses like that!
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Old 02-22-2009, 05:56 PM
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This one takes some effort...

1. Find person to f*ck with
2. Find out what kind of toothbursh he has.
3. Buy same toothbrush and use it for couple weeks
4. Take pictures of toothbursh sticking out of various locations, i.e. the dick hole in your underwear, sticking up from your a$$-neck...make sure you can identify the nomenclature of the toothbrush so he really thinks it's his.
5. Print pics, place pics in his shaving kit when he's not around.
6. Wait for reaction... it's hilarious.
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Old 02-22-2009, 05:58 PM
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This one takes some effort...

1. Find person to f*ck with
2. Find out what kind of toothbursh he has.
3. Buy same toothbrush and use it for couple weeks
4. Take pictures of toothbursh sticking out of various locations, i.e. the dick hole in your underwear, sticking up from your a$$-neck...make sure you can identify the nomenclature of the toothbrush so he really thinks it's his.
5. Print pics, place pics in his shaving kit when he's not around.
6. Wait for reaction... it's hilarious.


I cant stop laughing
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