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Old 08-21-2009, 03:48 PM
quicktospool69 quicktospool69 is offline
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haha heres one, my buddy was at a party and somehow ended up naked talking on the phone with some girl, dont ask me why,
well the cops were outside becasue a disturbance call and one of my other biddies called the girl that my naked buddy was talking to, and told her to tell my naked buddy that she was oustide and the only way she was coming inside was if he came outside and talked to her first,
haha he ran outside naked only to find cops,
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Old 08-21-2009, 03:50 PM
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Anybody ever do the Mentos in a coke bottle trick?
I have. Its pretty cool
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Old 08-21-2009, 03:53 PM
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haha heres one, my buddy was at a party and somehow ended up naked talking on the phone with some girl, dont ask me why,
well the cops were outside becasue a disturbance call and one of my other biddies called the girl that my naked buddy was talking to, and told her to tell my naked buddy that she was oustide and the only way she was coming inside was if he came outside and talked to her first,
haha he ran outside naked only to find cops,
That's pretty good!
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Old 08-21-2009, 04:53 PM
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pennys in co workers boots is funny, youll see em like a half hour later shaking out there boots and rubbing their feet
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Old 08-23-2009, 06:49 PM
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I have done a couple things were i work now, I put my steeltoes when i got to work and left my street shoes there everynight when i got back the shoelaces were tied in lnots and i mean like 10000000000 knots not fun after a long day of work, so that night i i took his welding helmet(autodarkening very nice helmet) and gloves took pictures and left a retarded ransom not then the next day took a old clear lens for the helmet and broke it left it in a box in the shop with another unreasonable note, finally gave it back after i took it all apart. (my shoes have been fine since). then we got a new guy couple months ago he is kinda ****y and started screwing with everyone right away alittle to quik so i put his 00 7.3 in the paper for 400 and said it was a divorce sale, lets just say he got allllooooooooooooooot of calls
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Old 08-23-2009, 06:52 PM
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On my toolbox at my old job the guys put a sticker on it that was a goodyear blimp cartoon with a voicecloud that said "you go girl!"

Then one of them got a spray bottle of that stuff from the prank store called "Liquid A$$" And he sprayed a couple dabs on my wrenches. (wasn't very funny)

Then I got a bigger toolbox setup that was a roller, and they put it in the bathroom across the shop, while I was gone. I came back like "wh...wha...what the hell?! Whewhere's my damn tools guys?!" "I dunno...Whadja do with 'em *supressed laughter*"

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Old 08-23-2009, 07:04 PM
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This one might have been said already but go into a public bathroom of the one at work to the sit down toilets and put the seat down, take 2 packs of mustard or whatever and put them under the 2 pads at the front of the seat (between the bowl and seat) when somebody goes to sit down, the pressure will burst the packets all over the back of their legs
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Old 08-23-2009, 07:20 PM
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at night time, run some fishing line from stop sign to stop sign across the street about windshield height and fold a piece of white paper over it. when the driver pulls up he will see a piece of paper floating in front of him.
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Old 08-23-2009, 07:24 PM
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Blue chalk line dust in the sweat band of the greenhorns hard hat. BLUE SWEAT.......
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Old 08-23-2009, 08:07 PM
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ok fellas after reading 20 pages of this i have not seen this so here it goes:

I dont recomend doing it to a close friend bc he may not be your friend after this.

Find a vechicle with a distributor cap and run a wire from under the cap to inside the cap and up under the seat. strip the wire back a good bit and make it come out between the bottom of the seat and the back rest. when the person goes to start the car it will shock the ever living $h!t out of them. Its very funny but its gotta hurt.

Another one is to get yourself and a buddy, you hold water and the buddy hold the flour, when the victim walks in the door you hit him with water and then the flour. it will stick to him like glue.

put the truck on blocks just high enough so that the rear tires are barley off the ground.

saran wrap a passed out drunk friend to his bed so he cant get up when he awakes.
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