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Old 02-22-2009, 03:00 PM
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I had a guy at work shrink wrap the he!! out of my old car. I unwrapped it and there was a good 300 ft of shrink wrap that he used. Well, he left and I spent 2 hrs running the shrink wrap that he used on my car, all around the inside of his truck. Around the pedals, the steering wheel, the oh $hit handles, the gear shifter, the door handles. It looked like a spider made a web inside his truck. Then, I topped it off by putting a condom on his gear shifter. It took him an hour to get all that stuff out of his truck
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Old 02-22-2009, 03:05 PM
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Theres all kinds of these...Lets see,
Grease under the door handles
Big Zip ties on the driveshaft-makes hell of a noise under the truck
Simply pushing the transfer case in neutral will cause a brief scare
Fill the cab with packing peanuts
Honey on the steering wheel

Heres my favorite...take a can of regular shaving cream, freeze it, poke a hole in the can, put it in someones toolbox...As it thaws, it fills most of the toolbox with cream. Its funny when it starts spewing out of the drawers.

Theres more, cant think. I've done all of these. Most people i know have nice trucks...and then theres the beater they drive to work. This kind of stuff only gets done to the beaters. Kind of an unwritten rule.
I've also piled 5ft of snow around peoples vehicles with a bobcat or put thier car on top of a container with a forklift, chained them to a guardrail, put cars on jackstands...had it all done to me too so dont go thinking i'm the a**hole. all in good fun.
ive got to try the sjaving cream one
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Old 02-22-2009, 03:24 PM
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these are great
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Old 02-22-2009, 03:41 PM
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I have to try the long zip ties on the driveline on my dad. He all but $#!t$ himself at any new or odd sound!
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Old 02-22-2009, 03:52 PM
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Another good one...
Military folks all have these fancy new id cards that we use to log on to computers and stuff. Well, we arent supposed to leave them laying around so when my guys do, it gets put into a cup of water and then in the freezer. (or outside if its winter). They end up with a nice id card block of ice in about an hour.

Welding their lockers shut at the shop is an instant hit at the end of the day too.

Stapling or sewing a sleeve closed on coveralls is always fun. Just have to make sure you know which arm they always put in first...leave that one open, that way they dance for a minute trying to get it back off.
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Old 02-22-2009, 03:55 PM
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love them.. keep posting.. will have to try the shaving cream one..
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Old 02-22-2009, 04:02 PM
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Our cheap govt. coveralls have these big front pockets which arent good for much besides catching and ripping on stuff. Another good one is to take a open water bottle and put it upside down into someones pocket. Usually, they have a reflex where they quickly swat the area which pumps the water like a jet down their pantleg. Just gotta watch for cellphones and cigarettes...i have replaced both, cellphones are expensive.
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Old 02-22-2009, 04:07 PM
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Rub bar soap all over the windshield, then superglue the wiper blades to the windshield. Water sprays then the wiper blades get ripped off. Works every time.
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Old 02-22-2009, 04:10 PM
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Rub bar soap all over the windshield, then superglue the wiper blades to the windshield. Water sprays then the wiper blades get ripped off. Works every time.
Thats so evil!
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Old 02-22-2009, 04:12 PM
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Rub bar soap all over the windshield, then superglue the wiper blades to the windshield. Water sprays then the wiper blades get ripped off. Works every time.
im going to try this one on one of the workers at my farm
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