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Old 07-10-2009, 05:03 PM
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never tried Visine in coffee, but heard it works

One of my favorites, handfull (or several) of unpopped popcorn down an exhaust stack

put stick on wheel weights (ones for big trucks work best) all in a group on the inside of the right rear wheel

duct tape a police whistle sideways to the driveshaft

want to try- had heard you can get skunk scent at hunting stores, put in double ziplock bag, open, tape to muffler or catalytic converter.

wire 2 different horns (different tones) to turn signal wires in trailer connector

brake fluid in windshield washer tank, put hose over carb inlet

take off tire, put 2 washers on 1 stud, 1 more on studs to either side, remount tire

swap keys to company trucks- I worked at a tow company, we had a wrecked pete in the yard, so we put it on the keyring in place of the right one. guy came in to get his truck (also a pete) after a vacation, almost broke it off trying to open the door.

set someones text and background on their computer to the same colors

the heater resistor on older cars is usually easy to get to, hook horns to some of the terminals, so it will only blow on med, etc.

works best on cars with carbs, takes a couple days to get it right- keep tapping the fuel line flatter and flatter with a hammer. As it gets flatter, it will begin to act up, losing power when passing, then barely hold the speed limit, and when you have it right, it will start and idle, but when they start to drive off, it will empty the float bowl and stall, but will start right back up and idle again.

drilling a small hole right before the O2 sensor will make it run really rich.
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Old 07-10-2009, 06:19 PM
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never tried Visine in coffee, but heard it works

One of my favorites, handfull (or several) of unpopped popcorn down an exhaust stack

put stick on wheel weights (ones for big trucks work best) all in a group on the inside of the right rear wheel

duct tape a police whistle sideways to the driveshaft

want to try- had heard you can get skunk scent at hunting stores, put in double ziplock bag, open, tape to muffler or catalytic converter.

wire 2 different horns (different tones) to turn signal wires in trailer connector

brake fluid in windshield washer tank, put hose over carb inlet

take off tire, put 2 washers on 1 stud, 1 more on studs to either side, remount tire

swap keys to company trucks- I worked at a tow company, we had a wrecked pete in the yard, so we put it on the keyring in place of the right one. guy came in to get his truck (also a pete) after a vacation, almost broke it off trying to open the door.

set someones text and background on their computer to the same colors

the heater resistor on older cars is usually easy to get to, hook horns to some of the terminals, so it will only blow on med, etc.

works best on cars with carbs, takes a couple days to get it right- keep tapping the fuel line flatter and flatter with a hammer. As it gets flatter, it will begin to act up, losing power when passing, then barely hold the speed limit, and when you have it right, it will start and idle, but when they start to drive off, it will empty the float bowl and stall, but will start right back up and idle again.

drilling a small hole right before the O2 sensor will make it run really rich.
You are evil!
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Old 07-10-2009, 06:25 PM
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I just Rickrolled a bunch of folks on the ORG...

Sorry, I couldn't help myself. I clicked on it, too!
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Old 07-11-2009, 05:37 AM
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hahaha, I just Parnk Called Rob yesterday, told him I was Tank, and cussed him for bein a headhunter and banning me. hahahahhahahahahahahhah












Yeah, he loved it. made his tiny wood all hard. Axctually, you could call it a splinter!!!!
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Old 08-12-2009, 10:16 PM
6point0damn2004 6point0damn2004 is offline
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guy I work with is leaving for Dallas in a week. We have huge rolls of cling wrap for wrapping pallets at our dock at work. SO, we wrapped the hell out of his car. from the bottom of the body all the way around it, not very good pics at night, but AWESOME



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Old 08-12-2009, 11:46 PM
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cut finger off rubber glove, fill full of dry ice and tie shut, toss in trash can by someone elses desk. Emties trash can all over the place.
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Old 08-13-2009, 12:41 AM
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Turn washer nozzles sideways and go down some side streets... spray down some hobo's (works great from nozzles that shoot streams rather than mist)! Seen that done in college.
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Old 08-20-2009, 04:07 PM
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Hmm.. Lets See Here.

If you know someone who drive a Dodge or Chevy with the "loop" style door handles. Buy some plastic chain from lowes and chain the doors shut by running it through the handles and over the top. Make sure to cover the lock with something so you don't scratch their paint.

If you have access to someones car keys, take a gallon milk jug and suspend the keys half way in it. Fill the jug with water and put it in the freezer over night.

KY Jelly on the windhsield make a MESS. (and could cause a wreck, so be careful)
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Old 08-20-2009, 04:10 PM
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Anybody ever do the Mentos in a coke bottle trick?
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Old 08-21-2009, 03:10 PM
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that one is priceless. I am still waiting to do that one. I like the keys in the frozen milk jug.
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