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Old 03-06-2009, 05:13 PM
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I put handcuff's and extra large adult oriented toys in my brother in laws luggage before dropping him off at the airport.

I put the same toy in my mother in laws purse, bury it in the bottom and turn it to the on position.

Slip condoms into your recently married friends coat pocket when he's not looking

And one of my personal favorites is putting random items in other people shopping carts, like herpecin, ky lube, vasoline , feminine products....etc
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Old 03-06-2009, 07:04 PM
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Airsoft bb's in the defroster vents, hundreds of them!
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Old 03-06-2009, 08:08 PM
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thanks i just pi** my pants
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When i was in college, we took an egg, drilled a tiny hole in it and stuck it up in the ceiling tiles in this guys room. About a week later the egg had rotted and started to reak so bad he couldn't stay in there.
We also put supperglue in the keyholes on guys room doors.

And this one is my favorite...didn't happen to me but a guy told me about it.
He used to work in a auto assembly plant and this guy was always bumming his chew from him so one day he gave the guy his pouch that only had a little left in it and told him "thats alright, i got a new pouch here" so after the guy had taken his chew, he pulled out the new pouch and opened it, pulled his weiner out and stuck it in the pouch and jiggled it around a few times. They guy saw him with a look of horror in his eyes and asked WTF he was doing and he replyed "i do it too all my tobaco - keeps it fresh longer".

He never bummer chew again...

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Old 03-14-2009, 12:21 AM
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get a buddies truck, and take the hose off the windsheild washer jets, and add hose and route and zip tie to bottom of steering column, then put something on windshield to get it dirty, then when he gets in, he will try to was his windows, but it will spray all over his crotch...lol

or if you work in a office, redo somebodies computer wires to one surge protector thats on the outside of his cubicle, and randomly walk by and with your foot turn off and back on the surge protector, they will never figure out why his computer keeps shutting it off by itself
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Old 03-14-2009, 01:12 AM
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after brandings take all the nut sacks you cut off the steers and hide them in ppl trucks. thats why i lock my doors at brandings now. lol
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Old 03-14-2009, 03:29 AM
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One night a couple of my friends and I went over to my buddys house. He had a late 80 trans am. we took suran wrap (sp?) and completely covered the vehicle. then we took the "big gap" spray foam that expands like none other. we used about 40 cans of it and covered his vehicle so you couldnt see it. well the next morning when my buddy when to get his car the only thing there was a large ball of hard foam.
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Old 03-14-2009, 03:31 AM
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Ohhh i forgot about my high school prank. we let three pigs loose inside the highschool and numbered them 1, 2, 4. well from what i heard they spent SEVERAL hours looking for pig #3 before they gave up.
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Old 03-14-2009, 07:29 AM
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Ohhh i forgot about my high school prank. we let three pigs loose inside the highschool and numbered them 1, 2, 4. well from what i heard they spent SEVERAL hours looking for pig #3 before they gave up.
That's funny!!
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Old 03-23-2009, 10:03 PM
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When I used to work at super petz, one of the guys working there used to ride his bike to work all the time. One night he got to drunk to ride home at the bar next door, so the next day it was still there and me and another guy saran wrapped it to the ceiling.
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Old 03-24-2009, 06:31 PM
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When I used to work at super petz, one of the guys working there used to ride his bike to work all the time. One night he got to drunk to ride home at the bar next door, so the next day it was still there and me and another guy saran wrapped it to the ceiling.
How the hell do you saran wrap a bike to the ceiling??? Pics?
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