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Old 02-24-2009, 05:16 PM
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Here's another one...

Anytime you go anywhere in the military as a unit it's always on those school buses. Wait until your target (might be a target of opportunity) falls asleep. Take your camel back nozzle and squeeze water onto his crotch and down the leg a little. We did this to the guy in my previous post and he had to stand out in front of the formation as our class leader with what appeared to be a puddle of piss running down his leg.... he was f*cking furious!
I have done this one. Never fails

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one guy i know put a dead mouse in another guys coffee and he found it when he was half way through finishing the cup
That is border line mean/evil!
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Old 02-24-2009, 05:23 PM
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Go into the stall next to someone with a bottle of water, just when the start getting into the grunting, with there pants down, take the bottle and start pouring it in the toilet, start moving it over so it starts hitting the floor under the wall next to their feet and splashing all over them, you will get a big WTF DUDE!!!!!
hahahahahaha i couldnt stop laughing after reading this
i would try this but i dont thank i could keep from laughing long enough
i can just see the look on someones face when someone in the next stall over is splashin all over the ground and it hits thier legs hahaha
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Old 02-24-2009, 05:36 PM
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One of my friends passed out at the house one night. I took is truck and parked out by the main highway and wrote for sale on for $8000(It was a brand new F-150). I put his phone number on the truck and when he woke up at around 2 or 3pm, he had 17 voice mails!!!
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Old 02-25-2009, 11:06 AM
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when you have some left over concrete in a truck, its always funny to fill and top off someones tool box... but be ready to buy a new one....

a class i had in college was held in the computer lab, so i spent the morning switching keyboards and mouses. it was a good laugh.

digging a ditch around someones truck is always a good one.

When someone is all the way up in a lift, sneak to the base controls and turn it off platform, and sneak away and laugh, they useally freak out at first...
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Old 02-25-2009, 02:56 PM
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this thread is great!
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Old 02-25-2009, 03:00 PM
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I like to change around the keys on keyboard number pad so they are lined up like a telephone...it usually takes a few calls to the IT guys before it gets figured out.
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Old 02-25-2009, 03:43 PM
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Get a can of tuna....pour the oil onto exhaust manifold/turbo.
This one lasts for a while.
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Old 02-25-2009, 04:07 PM
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Get a can of tuna....pour the oil onto exhaust manifold/turbo.
This one lasts for a while.
That one sounds nasty!
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Old 02-25-2009, 04:41 PM
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well we have put a big cardboard sign on a guys tailgate that said gay 4 pay and had his name and number. then we have put tacks in boots torched people with brake cleaner you spray up and down their leg then light it. locked doors when they started their call but take the remote out thats always a good one they try to hide it from you. magazine subscriptions to black enterprises right somebodys name on the wall then put was here. blame goes to them. take tires off and put in bed dead squirlle on exhaust manifold. mase on shirt colors then when they run it under water it makes it worse chain bumper to light pole.
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Old 02-25-2009, 05:50 PM
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well we have put a big cardboard sign on a guys tailgate that said gay 4 pay and had his name and number. then we have put tacks in boots torched people with brake cleaner you spray up and down their leg then light it. locked doors when they started their call but take the remote out thats always a good one they try to hide it from you. magazine subscriptions to black enterprises right somebodys name on the wall then put was here. blame goes to them. take tires off and put in bed dead squirlle on exhaust manifold. mase on shirt colors then when they run it under water it makes it worse chain bumper to light pole.
Hahahahahaa, Im glad im not one of your enemys
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