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Old 02-23-2009, 04:23 PM
RRonning1984 RRonning1984 is offline
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While in OBC we did a TA-50 layout (layout all your field gear) just prior to doing some field training. Our class leader at the time was just one of those guys that was an easy target to pick on and he was the target of numerous shenanigans.

Well, just prior to the instructors coming out to inspect us, I had them call this guy into their office while we emplaced Playgirl and Boy's Life Magazines along with Jergens hand lotion into his ruck sack. He came out and the only person they inspected was the class leader. The cadre knew what was going on and basically swarmed him as the magazines and hand lotion came flying out.

Our Company Commander was hot as hell and she was out there too. The look on this dude's face as all this played out was priceless.

FYI, this was the same guy we pulled the toothbrush trick on as well.



I'm steeling this one, I have a TA-50 inspection in a week or so.
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Old 02-23-2009, 04:36 PM
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glue a thumb tack to the top rear of a drawer then blow up a balloon in it CAREFULLY!

Take a very small guage piece of wire or solder and wrap it from one prong to the other of and electrical cord and just wait for someone to plug it in

Take apart a coworkers chair and fill the vertical post with shrimp or prawns, this also works for a shower or curtain rod

I wired a doorhandle with an electirc fencer

tie wrap a fish to the bottom of a car seat frame, up high out of view

This next one requires a little electrical knowledge
wire a buddies car so when the lights and wipers were on for 30 minutes the horn would come on constantly until the door opens then it resets the timer!


Take the hose that fills the toilet tank and put in under the lid pointing out so when flushed it hoses the guy in the crotch, even better if confined to a cubical, many a knob/handle has been broken off

Neighbours house


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Old 02-23-2009, 04:39 PM
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That last one would be worth it!
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Old 02-23-2009, 04:40 PM
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Here's another one...

Anytime you go anywhere in the military as a unit it's always on those school buses. Wait until your target (might be a target of opportunity) falls asleep. Take your camel back nozzle and squeeze water onto his crotch and down the leg a little. We did this to the guy in my previous post and he had to stand out in front of the formation as our class leader with what appeared to be a puddle of piss running down his leg.... he was f*cking furious!
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Old 02-24-2009, 07:52 AM
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one guy i know put a dead mouse in another guys coffee and he found it when he was half way through finishing the cup
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Old 02-24-2009, 08:20 AM
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I worked at a large home improvement retailer (.......) in socal for a few years while i went to college. I made a lot of friends there and when the day finally came to move away, they sent me off to pick up merchandise from another store a couple hours away so they had time to pull this one off.
That is awsome. 1 APR here I come!
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Old 02-24-2009, 08:40 AM
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like surfin the org and not doin the homework in front of me
+1 for that!
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Old 02-24-2009, 12:53 PM
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+1 for that!
same here also like going on the org in school instead doing school work
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Old 02-24-2009, 05:01 PM
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This next one requires a little electrical knowledge
wire a buddies car so when the lights and wipers were on for 30 minutes the horn would come on constantly until the door opens then it resets the timer!
How hard is this? Or even wiring to the brakes or turn signal? I have always wanted to do this
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Old 02-24-2009, 05:13 PM
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I have also read about a relay that causes it to honk every 20th time the breaks are pressed and also after 40 secs of holding down the brakes but cant find this thing at all?
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