You guys might get a laugh from this

**Matt P** · #1 (**permalink**) 01-13-2009, 11:35 AM

So there is this kid from my home town that is a year younger than me that drives a regular cab shortbed Chevy Colorado with either the inline 4 or 5 Im not sure and a magnaflow exhaust, and the kid is about 5' 5. He thinks this Colorado is the fastest thing around and wants to race me thinking he will just smoke me

He also thinks he is really cool and flicks me off everytime he drives by thinking he is a badazz. So I got fed up with him flicking me off driving by so I called him out saying anytime he wants to line up and I will be happy to, obviously he thinks that magnaflow adds like 50hp

He also knows nothing about trucks and thinks that throwing acronyms about Ford and Chevy will help him beat me, here is what he wrote to me, I hope you get a laugh out of it like I did

o hey there when did you grow a pair by the way. o yea you dont have a pair except the stacks on your stupid powerstroke. lets line up well see who takes it. Can Hear Every Valve Yell b!tch. i would love for you to give me a call when you get home we will line up and then you will really feel like a piece of sh!t when i whoop your azz. go ahead b!tch call me up anytime id love to see the smoke in MY rearview mirror thats bouncin so much from the basssssssssssssssssssssss b!tch

Found on road dead
fu**er only runs downhill
fix or repair daily

any of the above sound familiar?

Im not sure about you guys but this is one of the dumbest kids Ive ever talked to, his bass should help him win though

The next time Im home I cant wait to line up and woop him, unless anyone thinks that he may beat me? Let me know what you guys think about all this

Diesel Nick · #2 (**permalink**) 01-13-2009, 11:39 AM

Drop her in 4 wheel high and let her rip. Should be a easy battle.

**Matt P** · #3 (**permalink**) 01-13-2009, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Diesel Nick

Drop her in 4 wheel high and let her rip. Should be a easy battle.

Oh yeah for this one Im planning on doing my one and only 4wd boosted launch on the stock trans

Diesel Nick · #4 (**permalink**) 01-13-2009, 11:42 AM

Make sure you smoke the idiot out he'll probably be dumb enough to leave his windows down so you can hear his bass

**TurboSevenThree** · #5 (**permalink**) 01-13-2009, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by PSD0389

So there is this kid from my home town that is a year younger than me that drives a regular cab shortbed Chevy Colorado with either the inline 4 or 5 Im not sure and a magnaflow exhaust, and the kid is about 5' 5. He thinks this Colorado is the fastest thing around and wants to race me thinking he will just smoke me

He also thinks he is really cool and flicks me off everytime he drives by thinking he is a badazz. So I got fed up with him flicking me off driving by so I called him out saying anytime he wants to line up and I will be happy to, obviously he thinks that magnaflow adds like 50hp

He also knows nothing about trucks and thinks that throwing acronyms about Ford and Chevy will help him beat me, here is what he wrote to me, I hope you get a laugh out of it like I did

o hey there when did you grow a pair by the way. o yea you dont have a pair except the stacks on your stupid powerstroke. lets line up well see who takes it. Can Hear Every Valve Yell b!tch. i would love for you to give me a call when you get home we will line up and then you will really feel like a piece of sh!t when i whoop your azz. go ahead b!tch call me up anytime id love to see the smoke in MY rearview mirror thats bouncin so much from the basssssssssssssssssssssss b!tch

Found on road dead
fu**er only runs downhill
fix or repair daily

any of the above sound familiar?

Im not sure about you guys but this is one of the dumbest kids Ive ever talked to, his bass should help him win though

The next time Im home I cant wait to line up and woop him, unless anyone thinks that he may beat me? Let me know what you guys think about all this

Just had to throw that in there didn't ya...

I bet you can beat 'em with a boosted launch, I dunno how fast your powersmoke is but those things are weeeeak. The advantage he would have is weight, but apparently he has so much bassssssssssssssssss it might slow him down lol! I hate idiots like that, just like the "It's gotta HEMI!" guys. Pathetic.

**Matt P** · #6 (**permalink**) 01-13-2009, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by TurboSevenThree

Just had to throw that in there didn't ya...

I bet you can beat 'em with a boosted launch, I dunno how fast your powersmoke is but those things are weeeeak. The advantage he would have is weight, but apparently he has so much bassssssssssssssssss it might slow him down lol! I hate idiots like that, just like the "It's gotta HEMI!" guys. Pathetic.

I couldnt believe he threw in the bass comment

By the time I race him Ill have my modded 17* in too so Ill have some more top end and I raced a modded 3rd gen cummins the other day and beat him so Im not too worried

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Originally Posted by Diesel Nick

Make sure you smoke the idiot out he'll probably be dumb enough to leave his windows down so you can hear his bass

hahaha Oh Ill be sure to