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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Bradenton, Florida
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A computer was something on TV,
from a science fiction show of note.
Windows were something you hated to clean,
And ram was the cousin of a goat.
Meg was the name of a girlfriend,
and gig was a job for the night.
Now they all mean different things,
and that really mega bytes.
An application was for employment,
A program was a TV show,
A cursor used profanity,
A keyboard was a piano.
Memory was something that you lost with age,
a cd was a bank account.
And if you had a 3 1/2" floppy,
you hoped nobody found out.
Compress was something you did to the garbage,
not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public,
you'd be in jail for a while.
Log on was adding wood to the fire,
hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived,
and a backup happened to your commode.
Cut you did with a pocket knife,
paste you did with glue.
A web was a spider's home,
and a virus was the flu.
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper,
and the memory in my head.
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash,
but when it happens they wish they were dead!!
Found this on an email from a while back...made me laugh
If you ever think something I post is ridiculous or uneducated, just remember that I probably learned it from here.
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