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Old 07-01-2008, 05:15 AM
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Being Retired

BEING RETIRED

Working people frequently ask retired people what we do to make our days
interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown to go to
the News Stand for the Wall Street Journal so I could track my investments.

I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop
writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on, man, don't you have anything better to do than write a retired person a ticket?

Why aren't you out chasing crooks or child molesters...that's out of your league, obviously!!!

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.'

He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires.

So I called him 'Barney Fife'. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care.....I came downtown on the bus.

The car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said 'OBAMA' in 08.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

It's important to my health.
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Old 07-01-2008, 08:24 AM
Thats Mr. Oil Leak.....

 

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Hahahahaha! hehe:
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Old 07-01-2008, 08:30 AM
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Oh man, that was funny!!!!
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Old 07-01-2008, 08:36 AM
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Old 07-01-2008, 08:40 AM
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thats a good one
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Old 07-01-2008, 08:55 AM
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LOVE IT
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Old 07-01-2008, 09:00 AM
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