Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Euless, Texas
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Working people frequently ask retired people what we do to make our days
interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown to go to
the News Stand for the Wall Street Journal so I could track my investments.
I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop
writing out a parking ticket.
I said to him, 'Come on, man, don't you have anything better to do than write a retired person a ticket?
Why aren't you out chasing crooks or child molesters...that's out of your league, obviously!!!
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.'
He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him 'Barney Fife'. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care.....I came downtown on the bus.
The car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said 'OBAMA' in 08.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important to my health.
Halito...Sa hohchifo ut Mike
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