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Old 06-28-2008, 06:51 PM
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Russian vs. Polish Army

Now, before anyone gets offended, I happen to be part Russian & part Pollach, so here goes:
It's World War I, & an infantry of Polish soldiers are getting weapons passed out by an armory. Each soldier lines up single file for a riffle & a knife. When it comes down to the last soldier, the armory has no more weapons for the soldier. "What am I gonna do?" the soldier asks.
"Here," says the armory, "take this long stick. When you fight the Russian army, point it @ the enemy and yell; 'bangeddy-bang-bang!', & your foes will die."
"What about a knife?" inquires the soldier.
"Take this short stick," the armory explains "point it @ your enemy & yell; 'stabbeddy-stab-stab!', & your foes will die."
So the polish soldier goes into battle with his 2 sticks. The Russian army appears. The soldier goes into battle. He engages a Russian soldier & points his long stick: "Bangeddy-bang-bang!" he screams, & to his amazement, his opponent dies. He sees another & points the short stick: "Stabbeddy-stab-stab!" & the next enemy soldier dies. Left & right the polish soldier screams "Bangeddy-bang-bang! Stabbeddy-stab-stab!" & left & right russian soldiers are dropping. Suddenly, he sees a large, probably 500lb. russian soldier charging @ him. The polish soldier points the large stick a him," Bangeddy-bang-bang!" nothing "Stabbeddy-stab-stab!" the large russian soldier is still charging him. The polish soldier continues to engage "Bangeddy-bang-bang!!! Stabbeddy-stab-stab!!! Bangeddy-bang-bang!!!" until the obeece russian soldier hits him like a ton of bricks & knocks the polish soldier on the ground. When the polish soldier comes to, he's dazed & starts looking around. "What the hell happened?" he moans & looks up to see the gigantic russian soldier standing over him. The russian soldier looks back @ the fallen man & exclaims; "Tanketty-tank-tank! Tanketty-tank-tank!"
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LOL!!! Thats a good one too!!
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