A woman walks out of her house one day & sees a 300lb. gorilla up a tree in her front yard. The woman panics & runs back into the house. She looks in the phone book for a gorilla exterminator & to her amazement finds one. The gorilla exterminator says he'll be there in 10 minutes. 9 minutes & 59 seconds later, an old Ford van with 'Gorilla Killa' painted on the side pulls up to the curb. A man wearing a cowboy hat, fishing vest, & duck boots steps out & meets the woman @ the front door. "Howdy, ma'am!" he says,"Where's this here go-rilla you got?"
Unable to speak, she points to the tree in her front yard where the gorilla resides. The quack of an exterminator walks to the base of the tree."Mm-hmm, Mm-hmm...HUH!" he exclaims. "Hold on!" he walks back to his van & comes back holding a shotgun, a pair of handcuffs, & has a big German Shepherd by his side. "Now listen here," he explains,"I want you to hold this here leash for the dog, these here handcuffs, & this here shotgun."
"Mista! Mista!" the woman cries, "What's the handcuffs & dog for!?"
"Well," the man continues "I'm gonna climb up this tree & wrastle the go-rilla. My dog is trained to clamp on crotches with his powerful jaws. When I push the go-rilla out of the tree, the dog will clamp on his crotch, the go-rilla will hold up his hands, & you throw the handcuffs on him!"
"Mista!" she pleads again, "What's the shotgun for!?"
"Well," the man explains, "When I climb up this tree & wrastle the go-rilla, & he pushes me out of the tree 1st.....SHOOT THE DOG!!!!"