The Man Who Moved From the City
There's this guy who was tired of living in the city. Horns blaring, traffic, rude people, scenery blocked by skyscrapers just drove him nuts, so he decides he wants to move out to the middle of nowhere. He finds a log cabin for sale out in the woods somewhere miles from civilization & ends up buying it. He discovers upon moving to his new found haven that the closest general store is 20 miles from him. The closest bar is 15 miles, & his closest neighbor is 10 miles. A week passes by & the guy is bored out of his mind. It seemed it was just him & well...silence! The last night of the week, as the man is sitting down to dinner, someone knocks @ his door. The man answers the door & finds a raggedy old man with a long beard on his step. "Hey there, young fella! I'm your neighbor from 10 miles over! Just wanted to invite 'cha to a little get-together I'm having this weekend!" he says.
"That's great!" said the man "I've been going stir-crazy here by myself! This is exactly what I need!"
"Gotta warn ya," said the old man,"there's gonna be some drinkin' going on."
"That's what a get-together's all about, ain't it?" asked the man
"Gonna be some fightin', too!" warned the old man
"Well," said the man solemnly,"if I see trouble, I know when to stray away."
"Gonna be some screwin', as well!" the old man implied.
"Great!" exclaimed the man, "I haven't been with a woman since I've moved out here! What should I wear?"
The old man says, "Wear whatever ya want, buddy, it's just gonna be me & you!"