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Old 06-28-2008, 07:17 PM
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The Man Who Moved From the City

There's this guy who was tired of living in the city. Horns blaring, traffic, rude people, scenery blocked by skyscrapers just drove him nuts, so he decides he wants to move out to the middle of nowhere. He finds a log cabin for sale out in the woods somewhere miles from civilization & ends up buying it. He discovers upon moving to his new found haven that the closest general store is 20 miles from him. The closest bar is 15 miles, & his closest neighbor is 10 miles. A week passes by & the guy is bored out of his mind. It seemed it was just him & well...silence! The last night of the week, as the man is sitting down to dinner, someone knocks @ his door. The man answers the door & finds a raggedy old man with a long beard on his step. "Hey there, young fella! I'm your neighbor from 10 miles over! Just wanted to invite 'cha to a little get-together I'm having this weekend!" he says.
"That's great!" said the man "I've been going stir-crazy here by myself! This is exactly what I need!"
"Gotta warn ya," said the old man,"there's gonna be some drinkin' going on."
"That's what a get-together's all about, ain't it?" asked the man
"Gonna be some fightin', too!" warned the old man
"Well," said the man solemnly,"if I see trouble, I know when to stray away."
"Gonna be some screwin', as well!" the old man implied.
"Great!" exclaimed the man, "I haven't been with a woman since I've moved out here! What should I wear?"
The old man says, "Wear whatever ya want, buddy, it's just gonna be me & you!"
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Old 06-28-2008, 07:23 PM
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NOT I!! Nope!!!
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all i can say is
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Old 06-28-2008, 07:29 PM
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well not to jack this thread but i gotta joke of my own if nobody minds
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Old 06-28-2008, 07:34 PM
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well not to jack this thread but i gotta joke of my own if nobody minds
Let's hear it!
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Old 06-28-2008, 07:37 PM
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Oh No!

Thats a good joke but its only a matter of time before the tree huggers on this site burn up the mod's pm box about the word "Screwing!" By the way, I thought it was funny as hell!
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well a husband and wife are talkin and the wife says "If I die would you remarry". the husband says yes and the wife gets a slight astonished expression on her face. Then she asks well would u keep the house. The husbands says yeah its a nice house i like it. She asks again well would keep our furniture. And thean again he says yes. Then she asks well would u keep pictures of me and he says well of course. She has a sigh of relief. Then finally she asks would u keep my golf clubs. He replys no shes left handed.
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Thats a good joke but its only a matter of time before the tree huggers on this site burn up the mod's pm box about the word "screwing" By the way, I thought it was funny as hell!
I think all he was saying is that he was screwing a bolt into a hole
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Old 06-28-2008, 07:53 PM
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I think all he was saying is that he was screwing a bolt into a hole
Yeah...that's it! Ha-ha, treehuggers!
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