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post #1 of 10 Old 06-03-2008, 03:12 PM Thread Starter
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Barber

This guy sticks his head into a crowded barbershop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looks around the shop at all the customers and says, "About two hours," and the guy leaves.

Every day, the same guy pokes his head in at the busiest time, and every day he’s told there’s a long wait and he leaves.

Finally, after about two weeks of this, the barber looks over at a buddy and says, "Bill, why don’t you follow that guy and see where he goes?"

In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.

"Well?" says the barber. "So where does he go?"

"To your house."

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post #2 of 10 Old 06-03-2008, 03:15 PM
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lol now that's NOT what I was expecting.

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post #3 of 10 Old 06-03-2008, 03:26 PM
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I didn't see that one coming either.

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maybe he'll give him a hair cut next time and a tight shave

my name is jeff but my friends call me.........jeff


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Dang thats good. I'm gonna steal it lol.

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post #6 of 10 Old 06-03-2008, 04:19 PM
Stupidity pisses me off

 
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Yeah I didn't expect that either, FUNNY !

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You are not right man, but i still think your funny as hell!
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post #7 of 10 Old 06-04-2008, 07:16 AM
Thats Mr. Oil Leak.....

 
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hahaha

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post #8 of 10 Old 06-04-2008, 07:20 AM
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Wow! That came out of left field!! Totally didnt see that coming!!

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post #9 of 10 Old 06-04-2008, 07:23 AM
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+1 didn't see that coming

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Nice joke ! ! ! ! ! I did not see it coming either and either did the barber I guess

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