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Old 05-27-2008, 03:19 PM
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Italian Boy's Confession

ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'
'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may
as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped,
Joey Pagano, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and
behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over
and whispers, 'What'd you get?'
4 months vacation and five good leads.
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Old 05-27-2008, 03:32 PM
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hehe, nice.
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Gota love them Catholics.
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Old 05-27-2008, 04:18 PM
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Lol!! That was good!!
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Old 05-27-2008, 04:36 PM
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Gota love them Catholics.

We are going to take over the world one day.
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Old 05-27-2008, 04:38 PM
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that was good I like that
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Old 05-27-2008, 05:06 PM
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LMAO!!! that is a good one!!!!!
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