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post #1 of 18 Old 05-27-2008, 01:40 PM Thread Starter
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Redneck Pickup Lines

REDNECK PICKUP LINES

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in 'em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break
the ice.'

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

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That's a laugh i needed today, thanks!!

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it's been said before, but worth repeating, I don't care who ya are that's funny right thar.


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If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?


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#6 and #7

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The last one is my favorite!!

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how bout, " thats a nice dress, can i talk you out of it?"

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Funny stuff, I wonder if your going to get some kat that try's these.

If so fella,Please report back to us!!

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My brother in law, and my brother use them all the time. We don't see to many of their "catches" at family functions though.

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