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Old 05-21-2008, 06:03 PM
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An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so
advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put
it in another, and have him looking for work in six
weeks.

A German doctor says 'That is nothing', we can take a
lung out of one person, put it in another, and have
him looking for work in four weeks.

A Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so
advanced that we can take half a heart out of one
person, put it in another, and have them both looking
for work in two weeks.'

The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys
are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains
out of Texas , put him in the White House for eight
years, and now half the country is looking for work.
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Old 05-21-2008, 06:40 PM
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Eh, nothin personal, but i didn't think it was that funny. It implies that Dubya is the reason for unemployment, but the last time i checked he wasn't.
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Eh, nothin personal, but i didn't think it was that funny. It implies that Dubya is the reason for unemployment, but the last time i checked he wasn't.
not just that, but if half the country was unemployed, it would be the second coming of Christ.
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i liked it, and i dont like bush
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i gotta better one. Not to hijack, just add to the fun.


A guy walks into this futuristic restaurant and the maitre d is a robot.
The robot asks how many people and he says two, he is waiting for his wife.
The robot gets him a table and says "y'know if you tell me your IQ i can carry on a conversation with you"
The guy says 160.
The robot starts talking about solar energy and aerospace and stuff
The guy is impressed.
So he goes back the next day and same thing happens, the robot says "if you tell me your IQ i can carry on a conversation with you"
The guy says 120.
The robot starts talking about Nascar and Basketball and stuff
Again impressed he leaves and thinks "wow I gotta try it again"
Comes in the next day, same story, he tells the robot "80"
The robot leans in real close and says "You guys aren't really gonna vote for Hillary are you?"

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Old 05-21-2008, 08:15 PM
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Born in New Haven, Connecticut on July 6, 1946, Bush was the first child of George H. W. Bush and Barbara Bush (born Pierce).


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An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so
advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put
it in another, and have him looking for work in six
weeks.

A German doctor says 'That is nothing', we can take a
lung out of one person, put it in another, and have
him looking for work in four weeks.

A Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so
advanced that we can take half a heart out of one
person, put it in another, and have them both looking
for work in two weeks.'

The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys
are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains
out of Texas , put him in the White House for eight
years, and now half the country is looking for work.
I know this is a humor thread - but last figures I heard yesterday,
National unemployment was about 5%. Seal the borders,
and the job market WILL take care of itself.
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An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so
advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put
it in another, and have him looking for work in six
weeks.

A German doctor says 'That is nothing', we can take a
lung out of one person, put it in another, and have
him looking for work in four weeks.

A Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so
advanced that we can take half a heart out of one
person, put it in another, and have them both looking
for work in two weeks.'

The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys
are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains
out of Texas , put him in the White House for eight
years, and now half the country is looking for work.
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I know this is a humor thread - but last figures I heard yesterday,
National unemployment was about 5%. Seal the borders,
and the job market WILL take care of itself.
he didnt say unemployed he said "looking for work" and there is plenty of that going on just bout every one I know that isnt already working 2-3 jobs is searching for a second or thrid one.

and yes sealing up the borders will help emensely! I believe the entire south, south west, & south east edge of the country should have a 50' wall around it with sniper towers ever 1/8th of a mile.
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Old 05-22-2008, 04:20 AM
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he didnt say unemployed he said "looking for work" and there is plenty of that going on just bout every one I know that isnt already working 2-3 jobs is searching for a second or thrid one.

and yes sealing up the borders will help emensely! I believe the entire south, south west, & south east edge of the country should have a 50' wall around it with sniper towers ever 1/8th of a mile.
Any volunteers for manning the towers?
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